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Your nuts ?

What a question to ask a lady

LW says >>Your nuts ?<<

I thought that was the whole point of this thread

nuts oh hazel nuts

Hey you guys.

Sorry i haven't posted in a while but i've been ill.

I read all of the quizes which people answered (good to know you crazy people want to join us) and you all passed; Chas, Red Baron and Blue Crab.

I love dancing around but I only usually do it in my bedroom the dancing i mean

And i don't care whether the pictures see me or not.

Welcome back Ducky

Glad you're feeling better, Ducky!

Quack quack

Thanks Magwitch.

Afternoon everyone!

Afternoon to you too

good afternoon all.

Good eveningski

Toodlepipski, off to install World of Warcraft!

Goodmorningski allski

oooohhhh I have to join!
My answers!
. Do your teddies talk to you at night? Yes...I talk to Scooby ALL the time, and he replies to me. The others ramble away til I have to tell them shut up.
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George? I dont go to fields ever since the erm....incident Best not to talk about it or ask me...
3. Is your blankey out to get you? Yeah, but I got to it first.
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good? Nope. I KNOW he is an alien....Plus a time traveller. Coz I'm an alien! ooops. BTW. This is between me and all of you. Else the men in white will hear, and they'll come to get me which will be bad. Very very bad.
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana? Yes. I shot it.
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms? I dont need a firearm. Why would I want to set my arm on fire?? Thats just..CRAZY. I prefer using my pen. Far more lethal. For me that is...
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world? Yeah. I see them eyeing me through the window at times. I hide.
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom? I dont like pea soup. That is all.
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants? Erm...I've put underwear on my head and run around with it! Mind you - it wasn't mine.

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane? Nope. Not one bit. If I were sane I'd be ... well...doing something sane right now like tidying up my room, which is crazy to me, coz who needs a tidy room??! Crazy if you ask me. CRAZY.

Goodeveningski

1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
i have no teddies

2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
ha ha no i dont like sheep they chase me and call me nasty names

3. Is your blankey out to get you?
erm, i dont have a blankey either but if i did it would definately be out to get me. everyone and everything is out to get me.

4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
YES.

5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
once, when i was in london. there were people on it.

6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
no. but that wouold be cool.

7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
yes. i believe that the squirrels are in fact controling us and trying to take over the world, in conjunction with the cia, in conjunction with colin firth and hugh grant and jeremy clarkcson, and also with help from the big brother house, who are trying to stupefy our brains with a mind numbingly degenerative tv game show.

8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
um, no. no, cant say i have.

9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
no but i have tried putting my hat on my feet. i was hung over, of course.

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane?
yes. yes i do.

Mentalski