h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The room is furnished with a long table in the center and a door that leads to sergant gangorlas' office. Around the table you see chairs and at the head of the table is a big chair. Also there are droids running around cleaning and putting coffee on the table for Gangorlas as he is sitting there waiting for something to happen. It just so happens that he is the only member of the ARRU so far so if you would like to join await a later posting.

Nice office.
What exactly would the ARRU do in an emergency situation?
*looks interested at some of the maps and plans*

Check out this area in case you are a bit confused. A967539 It is a guide entry of the ARRUO. You can even apply from there. Take a look.

Well?

You do know that the ARRU must report to the Terranic army and if I should join I would still be your superior.
(dont worry I'm not going to join)

Yea I know that. That is why to get to the office you have to be part of the army.

Great, but still you haven't answered my question; what do the ARRUO do in emergencies?

They come to the aid. They are always ready for battle. Hence why the name is Armed Rapid Responce Unit. The O in ARRUO is office.

I see, well what do you do if inactive members gets in your way?
They may keep you from beeing rapid.

Thats true. I guess I will have to keep them active. Do you have any suggestions?

No, maybe not to recruit many new researchers as they loose their interest pretty soon.
But if they come to you you definetly shouldn't refuse them.

I thought new researchers where your safer bet. I thought older researchers lose interest fast.

Well both, but old researchers are less probable to leave h2g2 and therefor you can always remind them from time to time.

O ok I see what your saying. Well can you make a few suggestions to people?

Well we could always ask Terran to set up a bilboard on the army page.

Ok. He will use the guide entry version right? Or will he use this conversation to attract people?

You'll have to ask him, or if you prefer I can ask him for you.

We both can ask him.

Would seem rather

Yes it is.