h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here for you is your very own room.

Enjoy.

Then we can use the Committee Room for AGM's and S.H.A.D.O.W. committee meetings.

Nice, built in bar as well, bags I the swivel/reclining chair

Mmmmmmmmm I'm very impressed.They can't lock the door from the ourside can they Prof.? Just a thought ! I'll have this sofa if thats OK with you ? Very modern !

Tsk! Another room to be cleaned!

*picks up shiny buttons for Icky*

hi Lil, how many Shadow members get their own den eh!, I think we should have a password Pinky. all welcome of course, but we will have to have standards, like wearing ties(to 'od trousers up)also thanks to Ingognitas for opening it(as a Yorkshireman)is it rent free???

Errr.that's Chairthingy INCOGNITAS by the way...

No rent...just don't make lil work too hard...

sorry boss, tugs forelock(if I had one)bows and backs away(like early Blackadder)but without the snigger, wouldn't do anything, to make work for Lil, far from it(she's my )

Rent Free ! Wow,I'm even more impressed now ! Yes,Prof., a password is necessary I think ! I mean we don't want any old Tom ,Dick or Harry just turning up tie-less do we ? Our password could be ermmmmmm ,now let me see ,NO ENTRY ! Or KEEP OUT ! You'd better choose one I think ! Lil,our very first guest,what would you like ? I know,a nice cup of tea and a chocolate chip cookie ! It's OK,don't worry,I'll hoover the crumbs up.I'll buy some plates.tomorrow !

here's a nice lace table cloth and doilies, with some silverware. With Lil being our first guest, I think she should pick a password for us.

dress can be informal with tie, will visitors need an apointment??

Ointment ? What do I need ointment for ?

Anyway - have you seen my mind ? - I seem to have mislaid it.

Oh NO ! I don't want minds lying about all over the place in our new den McKay ! My new hoover is so powerful,I just MIGHT,have hoovered it up.You'll have to wait now until Prof. empties it.I'm sorry ,but it's going to teach you to be more thoughtful about where you leave stuff ! It's for your own good this ! What a brilliant idea Prof.,Lil naming our password ! I think we should have an appointments book,and some ointment for Mckay,just incase ! I adore the new silver ware.What excellent taste you have.

Pinky, Lil might not be on for a while, there is someone following her on her threads and causing aggro, all you see is, *



rummages through trash, mmmm! boiled sweet, nice! save that for later, fur balls/chewing gum(thats banned in the den)note paper/crumbs/no mind found, but Spandau Ballet had a song with the words in it "to cut a long story short,I lost my mind", McKay my friend, if you find the song, it could give clues.to make a noticeboard and poster asking if anyone has seen your mind

How dreadful,poor Lil.Can't the culprit be found ,somehow ? I know I'm not technical or anything but surely someone could do something Prof.? She's a really lovely person too ! The password can wait until she returns ! Well,I can't find Mckays mind anywhere ! Unless ! I made ice -cubes yesterday ! *Pinky rushes to the new deep freeze,with an ice crusher feature. Dreads to open the door*

that wasn't his mind, we were using as a doorstop was it??

Ermmmmmmm,it could have been ! I don't know where we've put it now,do you know Prof.?

lets see! land mind, coal mind, gold mind, tin mind, diamond mind and don't mind, sussed it! I know where McKay put it, he's got a left ear and a right ear, so his mind is in the middle of his forehaed, where the final frontier is

Well spotted Prof.,the final frontear of course.I knew I'd seen it somewhere ! Thank heavens that sorted.I can get this place organised now.We could with getting a few more seats in here ,if we get a rush on,people will have to sit on the floor.I think we should go shopping.Soon !

let us away and shop, someone will still have the January or Christmas sales on, they run all year round anyway.....a shopping we will goetc! etc! etc!

Hi! everything ok in here I hope?

if McKay has lost his mind it'll be where it usually is:-
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