h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh aye! I forgot the wearing of a tie, only for holding trousers up thoughwe aint that posh!!

Aint we ? hahahahahahha Thats a relief Prof.hahahahahaha xxx

me! I'm that posh, I put a white hanky over my finger, before I pick my nose

A WHITE hanky ? WOW !!! Now thats posh,very posh ,I can see I'm in just the BEST company Prof. xxx

morning my dear and how are we, we've got the sun out again,2days running, anymore and they'll tax it

gone for an electrician, must have a couple of fans fitted on ceiling, to keep cool, depending how long we have this sun that is

Can we have a couple of heaters fitted too please Prof.? There's an early morning chill in here !!!! Or is it just me ? hahahaha xxxx

your wish is my command, heaters ordered inc fitting(Corgi fitter)not the dog version or model cars

this Den of ours, is just like the Tardis on Dr Who, it looks small on the outside, but its massive inside, counter being built, for coffee and expresso machine, microwave oven, etc

I know,the sofas should be here soon,and the coffee tables(I bought a few,we don't want to appear to stingy do we?)I ordered a snooker table too,full size of course,just incase you fancied a game Prof.,I don't want you to get bored or anything ! Thankyou for sorting out the heaters, WOOF WOOF,a Corgi fitter too ! How posh are we getting now ? xxxx

cor! I love snooker, I play now and again at the club where our Buffalo lodge is, but can't stand to watch it on telly, boring to watch, great to play. I've been in touch with an organisation and at the moment our den is rated ****

Mmmmmmmm wonder what we have to do to get ***** then ? A bit of Axminster do you think ? Sky TV ? A juke box ? OR,should I just order ALL 3 ? xxxxx

carpet and Sky, but no juke box, it would not blend in with the serenity we are getting

I understand Prof.,we are trying for a certain ambience in here aren't we ? I'll cancel the juke box immediately ! We don't want the riff raff swamping the place do we ? xxxx

that's why they have to wear a tie, round the waist, a bit of classburp!hic!ph... pardon!

Your pardoned xx Exactly ,the very word I was looking for, CLASS ! Nice to know we both want the same type of people filling the place Prof.I knew we were on the same wave length ! xxxx

that's a toast to our threadmay all who sail in her, have a save journeywrong toast

Ermmm may all who .....ermmmm visit her ? hahahahahahhahhahahahaha If anyone ever does that is ! We are rather exclusive at the moment aren't we Prof .? We need some HUGE advertising campaign ,what do you think ? Shall we have a meeting ? xxxx

only been gone a week, who did the dusting, its spottless