h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone say Assam?

Possibly!

So far, two of us have said Assam,
Sarge. Others may join us. Apparently,
there are some who will come if we bring
pizza.

I'm drinking "Assam" at the mo in RL if that is any help

He he... I've just had a cup. It is the best

*calls a takeaway for some pizza*

:

I'd-a like Assam pizza, too.

How'd you get this place?

It was one of my most fiendish ideas.

I decided that, since Lady Scott didn't like to visit
her own fan club, which she knew about, it would be
nice to have a secret fan club in her honor, which she
didn't know about. What she doesn't know about won't
cause her to worry.

I just wanted to be kind.

I see!

Good thing to!

I don't want to say nice things about anyone when they can hear!

This is a good place for that.

Yay

However, I want to make it clear that
it's no secret that we are fans of Lady Scott.

YAY!!

::fans Lady Scott::

*giggle* Oooh, I like this idea.

I'm sure Lady Scott would appreciate
being fanned by her fans if ths were
here, which she isn't.

Gosh, look at all the dust. It's a good thing Lady Scott doesn't visit this place, or she would think we were disgraceful at housekeeping. She'd be right, of course, but she prefers to ignore this place, as if it would go away.

*comes in*

*trips over hip-high lump in carpet*

Hi, Amy. It's lucky that the carpet itself is so soft and buoyant that you can fall on it and not get hurt.

And that I'm paper and can't get hurt by falling anyway

What if you happen to be running with scissors.