h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the wettest here

Not here, definitely not.

I'll be out for a few days

will you keep the world turning? while I hop around it?

Will you get back sooner if I turn it faster?

clearly, yes

I see.

back in a minute. .

I know your minutes.

.. my minutes are relative .. that is .. according to basic relativity theory .. aahh .. oh, forget it my time is as close to elastic as it can get

Now we may discuss your ideas on space, of course.

ah, I'm happy with half a mattress width

as long as I have someone to hold on so as I'll not fall out of the bed

well, I do hope you were not about to discuss anything like space-time continuum or things like that Hippos prefer more down to earth things like matresses

The dead ones, I hope.

usually they're dead after a hippo crashes on them

I like the way you think.

Sometimes.

oh good so you agree that I do think?? sometimes??

Humans don't think - us dogs have to mime to them what to do! Hello you happy couple. XX

Shirps !! come here, let me you

tell us, how are you? how have you been? what's keeping you busy?

Hugs & licks all round! Will bark again tomorrow when I'm on main machine this iPhone thing is too fiddly for my paws to operate . XX