h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* looks at calendar *

ah yes, indeed

you're not 50 years old not even close

Well, I am definitely closer to 50 than you are.

really?

mathematically .. maybe

mentally .. .. maybe that too ..

Yes.

yes, definitely that as well

.. quietly walks in and drops off a few telephone chargers .. just to be on the safe side, they should be there when you need one ..

You are very well stocked, aren't you? I wonder what are you up to.

me? why I'm mostly harmless

Of course you are.

if a hippo could purr then I would do so

A purring hippo might sound quite scary.

grumble? rumble?

A volcano about to erupt?

* looks down *


No, I wouldn't use that expression

I was referring to the sound effects.

Ah !!

no .. I guess not

Ah good!
I might take a nap then, all this digging is a bit tiring.

*wriggles under the blanket*