h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very funny. I forgot about etiquette when I mooned the person who was giving me a job interview. In my country, as you said, it is a form of great respect. Yet, I still didn't get the job.

Which country would that be??

That would be the country of the United states. You see in Albany , NY. Yet, it is not totally accepted, only by my personal clan...Yes???

Is the name avatar from lord of the rings???

No, from the meaning 'fragment of a god'. I had the Eldar god Kale Mensha Kaine from Game Workshop systems in mind.

Kool-aid makes pretty moons. Try it some time. Get all rainbow colors & everybody should dye their 'moon-tool' different colors. It would be an especially touching tribute if your aunt or uncle passed away.

Hysterical laughter -> I might try that some time:/))

I advise having a clean 'moon-tool' you should have seen the state of the crusty 'moon-tool' that I had the dis-pleasure of viewing. Of course, it was a sheep but thats no excuse for a dirty 'moon-tool'

On gets the notion; they've been suddenly surrounding by Butt Pirates....who....for some reason are enjoying the moon. Yikes! I's got to get out of here!

Butt pirates! Oh, crap!

Dont' worry the monkeys will save us all. If not by rescue then by a mercy killing...

PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!!!

[lets see, ARRH, Youv been accused of the crime of B*****y on the dikes, Arrh!]

"Told you you'd get in trouble, hah hah"

[shut up and take 50 lashes!]

NO, REALLY! I DIDN'T DO IT!


"Fibber! He's lying, ...you big fibber, Na na na na na, Your gonna get it now."

[ARRH! You shut up, too!]

"i wanted to let you know , hes LYYYING. Na Na"


[Shut up, thats it! Tie him up too]

"Hey! What are you doing? Take your hands off me you big brute! Hey, wait. Don..."

(CRACK!)

"AHHH!"

(CRACK)

"OOHHH"

(CRACK)

"YES!"

(CRACK)

"YES!"

Sicko.

But it is funny.
I said butt. back to the moon with you!

Yes! That was great! Oh, I do wish we had butt-pirates 'round about my way.. There'd be plenty of lashings.. On CLEAN moon tools. Dirty deeds though. Hmm...

I've walked into a mad perverts asylum!

Mooning is only good for the moonee if the mooner has a nice arse.

This mooner has a nice arse!!

::smack::

See? Not even a jiggle. Niice arse.. hehe

I have a pic of it... hehehe....

http://pages.bolt.com/rants /retroblond/index.html

Don't sue me if you get injured in the viewing process.

It's just a moon-tool, ya know. (Not colored)

That URL was f*cked.

http://pages.bolt.com/rants/retroblond/index.html

this one is good.

::smacks ass::

Not as good as this though.

Judy!!

You must be over the moon.

It's MOON MADNESS....I must go howl.