h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's MOON MADNESS....I must go howl.

OH, nasty a double post. Hey cupid stunt, if I didn't know better I'd think your name stood for something else. Luckily enough I don't know better, but gee that is really clever way of being vulgar. I like it yes I do, I LIKE IT A LOT!

If you knew me better you'd say it was a lot more appropriate.

What double post?

What double post?

I'm very silly.

Only if its FULL, is are trade-mark, yes. yes.

I have enough moon light
To stand tall
To never fall
All night


...Wish i may, wish i might,
Let me touch the double moon of thy breast..
Tonight!...

If what's full?
(grins suspiciuolsy.)

Oh, no! Absence! Absence! Oh... I have been moonless for over 11 weeks... Mine cookies hath been removed so that I hath not been able to register with the server... Those are some sad cookies for me.

But I am back.

:-p Butt!
Yay!!

::Moonzuh::

Attempt 1:

Attempt 2:

Attempt 3:

Attempt 4:

Attempt 5:

Why are you smiling/frowning/raspberrying/oggling/fishing at us?

Today my math teacher ordered me to the chalk boars to complete her math promblem for the class...
I tried stalling....You see, on the play ground I ripped a whole in the arss of my pants.
O-boy, I was in for it. The teacher demanded to know why it was so damn criticle for me not to go to the front of the class.
I got up and showed her......



I was sent home early that for 3 rteachers and a principle cound not restore order. I think I will take this last week off and sit in a corner somewhere by myself. By the way, I have a very nice selection of "moons" form the most pretty girls at my home h2g2 page.


(sigh)

What year are you in?

thats a good question, after taking so many drugs this year, my head could be anywhere (surely over the moon)





Just Plain Coco!

Don't Be Childish.

Well with a name like moon power..... I think you would know plenty about wild-childs.

It seems appearent to me that an episode that causes pressure, like the episode where I tore my jeans, would cause many forms of
phycological damage that the human mind will do what it can to ease the experiance into that comfy yet horrible memory cellar (horrible because its us were forgeting and comfy cuase we can lock the door behind us).


Ok, maybe shining the full moon at your school wasn't as bad as it was for me, but let's take drugs. Ah-now we have some simularities here: phycological damage, pressure (if not from your peers), the mind having to compensate, forgetting the past, locking doors (especially when your lighting a crack pipe):::: IS IT ME?!!!! or is there a strange coinsidence here?.....


Now! Let's get to this buisness of the moon. Varias geologist, astro-physistist and the likes share a large beliefe that in the earth's development, sometime during it's hardening faze, (yeah-I know were speaking about moons here), a very large astroid hit the earth dead on and knocked a large chunk of earth into orbit around what was left....The moon. What a strange one, this moon. It always shows its face at earth, turning ever so slowly as to perfectly face the earth with one side...AT ALL TIMES. How vain. Just like a women...got to look at herself every chance....Oh-yeah..were talkin about satalights, right?


Well, they say that there is a very thin line of which the posability of life rest. Without the moon constanly moving, only by the way it does, all the water stays in its harmony on the earth. With out the moon all the lakes and oceans would be thrown every which way. The winds would howl ceasingly at 200 mph. One big aquaick blow job for sure....mmmmm.


Albert Einstein said that he'd like to think of the earth as being thier even when we are not looking at it. Now that is down right slavery,(speaking of chics). Who is to say that she isn't wandering about amongst the orion arm of the galaxy, or perhaps, like some wildchild, having diner at the restrant at the end of the universe. Oh- I know what your thinking....:scientificly it is proven that she roams the same corse right now as she will always. It is a confinment born out of ignorance. If it is simply gravity that holds her then why doesn't she plunge down and smack the living daylights out of her captures???? Something else holds her thier for sure.


And finally, being the moon is up later right about now, we can save are own wild doings for a couple more weeks when the moon shall step from behide that mountain just after sunset, and slip away the dark covering, and finally revealing her total body to us wild child, who, after spending a lifetime of confinment and pent up rages, can moon the classroom in more proper ways,(including TP'ing, firecrackers, plenty of beer, and painting the school mascot to look like one of the members of kiss).....


By the way, what year is it?

Well with a subject like moon power..... I think you would know plenty about wild-childs.

It seems appearent to me that an episode that causes pressure, like the episode where I tore my jeans, would cause many forms of
phycological damage that the human mind will do what it can to ease the experiance into that comfy yet horrible memory cellar (horrible because its us were forgeting and comfy cuase we can lock the door behind us).


Ok, maybe shining the full moon at your school wasn't as bad as it was for me, but let's take drugs. Ah-now we have some simularities here: phycological damage, pressure (if not from your peers), the mind having to compensate, forgetting the past, locking doors (especially when your lighting a crack pipe):::: IS IT ME?!!!! or is there a strange coinsidence here?.....


Now! Let's get to this buisness of the moon. Varias geologist, astro-physistist and the likes share a large beliefe that in the earth's development, sometime during it's hardening faze, (yeah-I know were speaking about moons here), a very large astroid hit the earth dead on and knocked a large chunk of earth into orbit around what was left....The moon. What a strange one, this moon. It always shows its face at earth, turning ever so slowly as to perfectly face the earth with one side...AT ALL TIMES. How vain. Just like a women...got to look at herself every chance....Oh-yeah..were talkin about satalights, right?


Well, they say that there is a very thin line of which the posability of life rest. Without the moon constanly moving, only by the way it does, all the water stays in its harmony on the earth. With out the moon all the lakes and oceans would be thrown every which way. The winds would howl ceasingly at 200 mph. One big aquaick blow job for sure....mmmmm.


Albert Einstein said that he'd like to think of the moon as being thier even when we are not looking at it. Now that is down right slavery,(speaking of chics). Who is to say that she isn't wandering about amongst the orion arm of the galaxy, or perhaps, like some wildchild, having diner at the restrant at the end of the universe. Oh- I know what your thinking....:scientificly it is proven that she roams the same corse right now as she will always. It is a confinment born out of ignorance. If it is simply gravity that holds her then why doesn't she plunge down and smack the living daylights out of her captures???? Something else holds her thier for sure.


And finally, being the moon is up later right about now, we can save are own wild doings for a couple more weeks when the moon shall step from behide that mountain just after sunset, and slip away the dark covering, and finally revealing her total body to us wild child, who, after spending a lifetime of confinment and pent up rages, can moon the classroom in more proper ways,(including TP'ing, firecrackers, plenty of beer, and painting the school mascot to look like one of the members of Kiss).....


By the way, what year is it?

This is embarising

Horay II seems to think that he/she/it is Calvin... The telling of your little story does seem to reming me of a certain strip. Punk. I bet your pet tiger isn't half as ferocious as Hobbes.


Harumph.

I've lost track here. What's this got to do with anything?

Its true, I stole the story from that amzing little comic strip. I thought someone would notice, but I was really hoping someone sels had a story.

Here's a real shiner: I drive trucks and one day was talkin on the CB radio. The topic was being locked out of the house naked.
My story wasn't as exotic as the stories everyone else had but one day, my wife and I were having another 'all-nighter' and we found are way to the back pation, are bodies baring the moonlight. My wife is very childish being with fedal-alcohol syndrom so she gets made easy. I wanted another beer during this break in the...weather, My wife complained, which is normal and so was are fighting.
What wasn't normal was that night she lock me out. I watched the moon set and the sun rise with only one damn beer the whole stretch. O-well, needless to say I'm not married any longer.

What's this got to do with mooning?

::Pets the cupid stunt gingerly::

Don't worry yer pretty little ... head, darlin'. It's nothin that can't be shrugged off. 'Tisn't truly relevant.

Oh, & keep that thing out of my f(ACE).

Nassty!