h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's only a quick 7 hours to the nearest forest and thats full of oak and hickory. Hickory is good for bar-b-ques. can we ahve a bar-B? that would go down well with all that alcohol. mmm...

Bar-B-Q? Yay!!!!!!!!

did i hear the word BBQ??? sounds like fun to me!
color me there!!!!

this is turning into one hell of a party. we should bring our swags and the party can last a week.

this is an official invite to one and all.

let the games commence

Do you have any Juniper berries?

Hey, the forest is just across the street here! I'll throw some hickory and pecan in the trunk and be there in a flash (the pecan is for the pork....it does it WONDERFUL!)

If you've never had deep southern U.S. B.B.Q.....you're in for a treat! Fantastic when consumed with copious amounts of ALCAHOL!

ALCAHOL
let me guess, its a variet of alcohol but it nutricious or sonething. where do you live fairly strange that you would be able to host such a monumentous event. you do realise that DECENT MODERN music will be essential for such crowds? hope you realise what you have just offered us?

(Me thinks me "spellcheck" is a bit tipsey!)

Where do I live? Oh... Ya jes' go down the road apiece, left at the ol' oak tree, down the hollar then jest over the rise a spell. Ain't no problem ta find if ya' look hard 'nuf!

boo hoo american invitation
I will withdraw from monshari's troops and take the tablecloth elsewhere

Around here we don't use tablecloths.

d'you just tear the page off the phone book eah time?

good idea actually
might try it

Phone book? What's a phone book? Never seen one of those things, though I was told that's what used to hang from those little cables at the public telephone booths!

Doesn't matter, though....as long as I have my trusty towel!

now they're lighter - and tasty too if lunch isn't

And more filling than some meals I've had!
.........Incedentally, have you noticed our "party instagators" have disappeared? Could it be monshari,nympha and caleb haven't the stamina for a good party, after all? They got a great idea going, and just ran out!

ahh, i'm back!!! fairly strange, if you ever lock me in that basement again i will get MADMUNK after you!!!!!!!!
as for the picnic, i am ready and waiting! bring on the stuffs

Yeah, she'll get ME onto you.....
Are you trying to drag me into every forum you visit, monshari?

assuming you don't go there automatically anyhow
which i thought you did

OK, monshari. Next time I'll use the attic.....at least it's a change of scenery!

Madmunk.....why are you stalking monshari???????????

he's an obsessed teenager

sorry MM

I'm not stalking anyone but myself. (work that one out...)