h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a lot of h2 there is...and how different it all looks in white not bluey green and purple.

I tried that once, it is all a bit too prison-drab for my liking. I go for optimistic, there's a new day-a-comin', sunshine on the horizon that is Alabaster. It took some getting used to but it is easy on the eye.

Yeah, I prefer Alabaster too, it's nicer than brunnel and smoother than Goo.
I'm a poet and I don't know it.

But you only get the list of smileys in brunel and I hate that.It looks like a badly put together shed.Alabaster is very orangey.

smileys? dunno 'bout thems. I try my best not to use them unless I say something really offensive or insulting and then dropping a little afterwards as if it makes everything OK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2545885.stm

What do you reckon? I believe Liam is saying:

'I am an intensely ugly and cretinous thug that takes lots of cocaine, I was once married to serial-slut Patsy Kensit and am now attached to one of the 'even looser than Ulrika' Appleton sisters. I had my teeth punched out because I am a vulgar moron who doesn't deserve to have money or a job and have only ever had a negative impact upon the world. Please somebody kill me for the good of the world!'

I don't think I am!

Liam.

Is that really not you? Come on, the similarities are endless. You are called Liam and so is he. I have never seen both of you in a room at the same time. You both enjoy cocaine on you cornflakes.

Do I have to give any more examples? Why don't you admit it?

I'm just as Irish as he is as well!

No where did I put his credit card... Oh there it is - with all that white powder.

Liam.

... and I bet you have a brother called Noel and a shared family eyebrow to boot. You can't pull the wool over my eyes! What is it you are saying in the picture then? You appear quite restrained for a change?

Yeah - the fat brother has got the eyebrow today.

The correct caption is: "I need a sh*te"

Liam.

g'day cap'n

G'day g'day HTFAY?

Liam.

Blimey! The Gallagher brothers help you to understand the concept of talent...it just gets given to the most unlikely people. They are ugly Northern lads with very little of interest to say and yet their records are brilliant.
I have been in the same room as Rod Stewart does that help?

If the Gallagher brothers are all about the music and are not after publicity then the can go the way of Curt Cobain.

Liam.

Liam Gallagher did once make a pertinent, valid and interesting point, when he called George Harrison 'a nipple'. I actually laughed when it all happened.

I am not a fan whatsoever of the Beatles, but I am strongly opinion that the good ones died and have been left with the whey.

I can't quite work that last remark out,but I think I must object to it.Maybe I'm just sensitive about suicides but could you not talk about them. The Christmas after my partner was killed his brother killed himself leaving a baby son. I jsut don't hate anyone enough to wish that on them.

What about Shane Richie though?

Who IS that women playing their Nan? No I really like Shane Ritchie in 'Stenders.Makes you realise that no amount of Sylvia's drama and dance studies can teach you to act properley.He's speeded the pace up a lot so everybody else lokks old and slightly tired,

Ahahaha she was Wolfy Smith's girlfriend's mother in Citizen Smith! And the old bird knocking about with Jim was 'Bing' Crosby's wife in Brookside a few years back (oh dear oh dear!)