h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NOTICE

To the village that has lost an idiot......I HAVE FOUND HIM

Please reclaim, before I put myself out of my misery........



There is a person at my work place who is just driving me up the wall, (think fingernails on a blackboard).

I am surprised this chap is able to breath without help.

No matter what you tell him to do (or not to do) he does it, and then claims he was told to do it!. He flits from thing to thing, leaving a trail of chaos, and seems to be oblivious to the destruction he causes......he strides about completely confident that he is doing a wonderful job, and everybody loves and admires him (we have an anti-fan club, where we compare his latest mis adventure).

Working with him is like working with treacle,..... sticky, sickly and totally unavoidable!

I am not good with words and this doesn't adequately describe the loathing I feel for this man. I am usually very tolarant, I have to be, as the only woman in a male work place. I can put up with all sorts of crap, but this fellow,aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhggggggggg

Who, in a past life did I upset, to be lumbered with such a creature in this life...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

and he just got another weeks work

*hands Helelou2 a pair of boxing gloves, hangs up a big punch ball with Helelou2's colleague's face painted on it*

*steps well back*

tried that.............. picture on dart board..........., just not the same............ I like the feel of flesh on flesh when fightin <laugh........ I wouldn't waste my time on this bloke though......He wouldn't understand why I was hittin him, I jus grit me teeth an let him think he is in charge....... is easier than arguing, a brick wall would have more sense.........

I could deal with him... for the right price

on Helelou's behalf

Much Argh-ness... It's not against any religeon to want to dispose of a pigeon... and he does have a pigeon brain, perhaps if you substituted cyanide for the sugar in his tea?

"It's to bad stupidity isn't painful" Anton Szandor LaVey
http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/antonlavey-interview.htm




pedboy®

It is that time of the year again........

And since I got traded to another shift, I have just realised that I now follow the village idiot, for 3 weeks out of 4, AND share a weekend with him

Arghh! Not cool... Have a maybe he'll choke on it in a Bush-pretzel manner.

Well familiar with this breed of animal (quiet at the back there Wildman...)

There are plans A through Z to achieve the desired effect. Just how nasty or how desperate are you ?

Just at the moment, but the discussion of such plans could be a good stress reliever, along with copious amounts of and

still and surviving