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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Nov 22, 2003
ho dear, i've pressed the wrong button
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 22, 2003
Make your 
ing mind up! Is that an application for membership or what? 
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Nov 22, 2003
Sounds like a Procrastinator to me...
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 22, 2003
sure i'll join in tinker.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 22, 2003
i'm good and ready
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 23, 2003
Yes, welcome on board, Your Reverence. 
Of course, you can be expelled again if it turns out that you're one of those happy-clappy type Reverends - but judging from the impressively long list of dislikes on your page, I think that's unlikely. 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 23, 2003
Its sunday and like all good Reverends. Its time for....
Ser'mon
n Discourse of religious instruction or exhortation spoken or read from the pulpit; any similar discourse.
So bu**er it, i'm off down the pub (The Gorge Inn) at Laycock, and i might do it from there or not as the case maybe, depending just how drunk i become. Only then can my religious zeel for all things to do with FORD cars become evedent.
A parting thought...
F = Fix
O = Or
R = Repair
D = Daily
So later on this afternoon, i'll be back with a little sermon of my own!
I like to think i'm a very special type of Reverend.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Nov 23, 2003
Don't make me laugh, my face might crack
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 23, 2003
Ever listened to Terry wogan? Its the bit right at the end of the programme when he has those santimonious speakers on! Well its a bit like that listening to a FORD car salesman,(Git). As you know i've been down the pub to compile this sermon,(its sunday, a day of rest and as a man of the cloth (HA) it appears i've got to work, so be it!) Now I went to buy a car, just wanted one that worked, you know the type, 4 wheels(prefered is one at each corner)seats, seats are good, steering wheel,pedals,doors, you now get the picture, now I says... All i require is a relible car to see my parishioners and to travle around my parish! and the pub! Its a big pub. Ok he says! and the price..... cheap as chips I says..... walk right this way he says.... If I could walk like that I'ed make medical history I says.... at this point he stopped and looked round! I smiled and thought bet hes got a champange cork stuff up hes a*us but i was wrong, he "Darren" as i later found out, wanted the sale.... This is a FORD FIESTA 1.6 LX IN GREEN METLIAIC PAINT..... DO YOU HAVE ONE IN BLUE was my simple request.... Y E S came the reply.... lets have a look at it then..... quite correct its in the red hew... would you like a test drive? nope! a quizzed look!
what! you don't want a test drive? nope! look mate why don't you want a test drive then.... I don't drive!
At this point the manager was summonesed, are you going to buy a car.. SiR... nope...... I'm just looking, I was only looking at your FORD cars with a view to buy.... FORD cars... Your FOX OR REPAIR DAILY cars.. that did it.... OUT OF MY SHOWROOM.... N....O....W...
He had no sence of adventure.... later my children.. later
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 24, 2003
still no responce.... hummm hummmm hum hum
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 24, 2003
hello is anyone here?....... good then I can SCREAM AND SHOUT AND MAKE A NOISE TO MY HEARTS CONTENT
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 24, 2003
This way, 
. This way, 
. Yes, that's him. The one in the dog collar, smashing up the little model Ford cars. Quite a serious case, I think. Hope you can help...
(
s off and leaves them to it.)
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 24, 2003
Hi doc, any chance of being sectioned? I could do with a hol!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 25, 2003
I'm still on my own and now i'm board! I thought that this was a place where grumpy people could come and grump! but alas no.... nothing.... not a sauage..... not one grump in sight.... well thats it!..... unless....if i can only....
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 25, 2003
Duh! Can't you see it - it's all part of a masterpiece of a plan to get people to go even grumpier!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 25, 2003
now i'm grumpy ooooOOOOOOoooo i'm grumpy!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 25, 2003
Now later i'm going to start a sermon.... the mother of all sermons...as i'm grumpy now. ooooOOOOoooo i've got the red eye grump!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Nov 25, 2003
a brooding look, a low growl, bile and entrails...... it's turning into a rant!
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- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 22, 2003)
- 2: Ormondroyd (Nov 22, 2003)
- 3: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Nov 22, 2003)
- 4: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 22, 2003)
- 5: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 22, 2003)
- 6: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Nov 22, 2003)
- 7: Ormondroyd (Nov 23, 2003)
- 8: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 23, 2003)
- 9: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Nov 23, 2003)
- 10: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 23, 2003)
- 11: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 24, 2003)
- 12: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 24, 2003)
- 13: Ormondroyd (Nov 24, 2003)
- 14: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 24, 2003)
- 15: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 25, 2003)
- 16: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 25, 2003)
- 17: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 25, 2003)
- 18: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 25, 2003)
- 19: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 25, 2003)
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