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Cal's Journal: Don't Cha

Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*dances*

Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me? smiley - aliensmile
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me? smiley - aliensmile
*does his best sexy look*
Don't cha?
*ends up looking like he's constipated*
Don't cha?

*bursts out laughing*


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Post 2

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Probably...smiley - biggrin


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Post 3

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

oooohhhh smiley - bigeyes that an offer Roy?


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Post 4

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Possibly...smiley - biggrin

*starts dancing round smiley - handbag in a fetching manner*


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Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - bigeyes Nice moves smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

*shakes booty a bit and sidles over*

Ooh, I feel all peshwari.*




*as in peshwari nan, which is taken with hot stuff. So 'I feel all pashwori' means I'm next to some hot stuff. Somewhat tenuous. In fact, it's almost 3-2-1 in its tenuosity. I just thought of it in the shower.


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Post 7

Evangeline

*reads the first post*

Does it count that I'm convinced the boyfriend in question is definitely from another planet?


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Post 8

Batty_ACE

smiley - laugh


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Post 9

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

sorry got all confused about Roy posting in the shower and not getting electrocuted


Neat trick


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Post 10

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I know a few other tricks too...


smiley - yikes


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Post 11

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - bigeyes I bet you do


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Post 12

Evangeline

This boyfriend once told me it was him or another smiley - cat and left the room. To which, Alex didn't miss a beat before asking 'So, how do you feel about Siameses, because Mom found one on her doorstep a week ago...?'.


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Post 13

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - yikes Stop it, I've got an Adult fic to write and the thought of Cal prancing around, posing in his undies is NOT helping


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Post 14

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*giggles* take the cat then E?



*pances around posing in his boxers*


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Post 15

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - laugh Alex sounds like he/she is not to be missed with


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Post 16

Evangeline

I didn't get the siamese, then. But, you know about the cat and her kittens that are staying here, now.

Reef, you may have encountered Alex as Hippie Alchemist on hootoo. I met him at work. And, an smiley - aliensmile dancing around and posing... I'd be writing comic books... oh wait, too late.


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Post 17

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I don't think I have

Funny you should say that about an alien dancing in his undies smiley - evilgrin it's given me another idea for a story


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Post 18

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Will I be paid for this story?


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Post 19

Evangeline

Alex isn't around hootoo much any more, too busy with school and his new job at the library.

You might as well write about an smiley - aliensmile in underwear, I've already done the alien in a tutu story and illustration.


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Post 20

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*dances some more*

Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath
Hit me Hard, make me lose my Hah Hah
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath
Hit me Hard, make me lose my Hah Hah

smiley - rofl


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