h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Solnushka sidles carefully in, picking her way with extreme caution on her way to the bar.*

*She sits down at the bar and orders a pint. Of beer*

*After a few minutes surveying the surroundings, she saunters over to the band and motions to the singer...*

*... who is so surprised that he stops and goes into a huddle with the customer.*

*After five minutes conflab, Solnushka goes back to her seat with a slightly evil smile on her face...*

*...and the band launches into a very passible rendition of "Love me Tender"*

I'd say nice place you got here, Jimmy, but that would be missing the point...

if you dont like my bar then leave i dont need your custom. but if you do like it then take a seat and be comfortable ill get you your beer now

Hey, I love your bar! Just the right sort of unsalubrious hangout... Don't get offended, or doctor the beer (I've worked in bars, I know what barstaff get up to).

all the drinks are on tap thus i dont touch the beer or at least thats what health and safety think
ha ha ha ha
sorry did you hear that? please dont tell anyone

[h2g2H&S] *heard*

[Axe] Hey, I've got nothing better to do . Whay's up, err..., Jummy?

Oh, no, I can't read. Sorry, JImmy!

BTW, JGD still hasn't replied: maybe he can't figure out how to use E-mail

*Looks a bit dubiously at the pint of cloudy liquid, but in the end takes a long draft*

Got any peanuts?

theres a bucket of peanuts out side go get them

*brings in the peanuts*

[h2g2H&S] *gets out a hand scanner to check the quality*

[Axe] Put that away! *takes the scanner*

leave the peanuts alone. on second thought you seem to know what your doing do you want a job

Hmm... ca depend. Opps, sorry Moderators, I mean it depends. How much do I get paid and what will I be doing?

you get paid 500a$ a week plus tips for working behind the bar

OK, it's a deal. I'll be making my own office thread though. And while I'm at it, I'll fix some of the rubbish that's clogging up your systems. Starting with the menu.

*Rips off the old menu and writes up a new one*

Anyone want a cup of ?

have fun

*has fun*

right funs over stop having fun now

*has fun anyway*

*squirts jimmy with his watergun*

**

*leans to one side out of the way of the blast of water, and continues munching peanuts*

*helps Solnushka eat the peanuts*

*gives Axe a hard stare and move peanuts subtly out of reach*