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New Secret Gambling Den!
Robert Posted Apr 29, 2002
[L] Right... I take it that this is the defendant?
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Johnny John Johnson (Haha I've clevery changed the name, Jimmy Jim Jimson won't suspect a thing!) Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Arms all 23947487564354895354634434906347634347435468435456445446545154 of his clones with AK-47s and Grenades*
Prepare for war! DIE!
Oh and by the way, lawyer, you can go home unless you want to watch.
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Robert Posted Apr 29, 2002
[L] *helps Axe eat his 
*
[Axe] (to lawyer) So, what are we going to do about that problem I was having with the Betaguese Trading Scouts?
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jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd Posted Apr 29, 2002
*breeds 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991 human clones 
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clones 444444444444444444444485868686867887978968798 
clones and 15 
clones and orders them all to attack with bombs strapped to them*
die jonny die
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jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd Posted May 2, 2002
right now ill kill you jimmy
*stands back and watches clones tear each other apart*
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Robert Posted May 2, 2002
*gets out his remote control and pauses the whole room, except for the original Jimmy and Johnney, the lawyer and himself*
Right, what's going on?
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Johnny John Johnson (Haha I've clevery changed the name, Jimmy Jim Jimson won't suspect a thing!) Posted May 13, 2002
This war has been going on so long I can't remember anymore.
I think it would be best to close this Gambling Den.
*sniff*
Those poor racing ants.
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jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd Posted May 13, 2002
i'll solve the problem
*pours petrol over gambling den and lights a match before pulling axe and jonny to safety but leaving the lawyer to burn
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Robert Posted May 13, 2002
*throws the lawyer what looks like a tennis ball but is actually a gelsuit*
[Laywer] Thanks Axe!
*the lawyer puts on the gelsuit, which protects him from the fire, allowing him to run to Axe*
*the lawyer gives the gelsuit back to Axe*
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- 41: Robert (Apr 29, 2002)
- 42: Johnny John Johnson (Haha I've clevery changed the name, Jimmy Jim Jimson won't suspect a thing!) (Apr 29, 2002)
- 43: Robert (Apr 29, 2002)
- 44: jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd (Apr 29, 2002)
- 45: Robert (Apr 29, 2002)
- 46: Robert (Apr 29, 2002)
- 47: jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd (May 2, 2002)
- 48: Robert (May 2, 2002)
- 49: Johnny John Johnson (Haha I've clevery changed the name, Jimmy Jim Jimson won't suspect a thing!) (May 13, 2002)
- 50: jimmyjim jimson5th son of jimmy jim jimson 4th son of jimmy jim jimson 3rd (May 13, 2002)
- 51: Robert (May 13, 2002)
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