h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, as in "greek olive oil ?"

Yes .

Thought so.

Anyway, back to the topic:

You were about to condem me to hell. I didn't really care 'cause I'm already consigned to compost when I die, but for fun I ignored that and pointed out that (as a Muse) I am under the protection of the Ancient Greek gods.

Pheww...



Do you dare defy the Gods who, I would like to point out, have control over the earth and hell?

Never heard of Compost Hell ?

No, I haven't.

Shoot. I was kinda hoping you could tell me about it.

Whatever.

Anyway, what are we on about?

About nine pages of nonsense is what it looks like to me...
Would you rather talk about a particular topic ?

Not really.

Well, that more or less settles it then, no ?

*goes back to sleep on his cloud*

*doesn't forget to switch on the jumbo jet detector*

*teleports up to Mount Olympus and switches on his Programmers-Requiring-Inspiration Detector*

*requires inspiration on how to make a Flash movie which would show what happens when a collision occurs on an Ethernet*

*aformentioned detector starts beeping and shows a pic of eska on his cloud*

Yeah, now it looks great !

Thanks for the idea, Axe !