h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my head hurts

Any more info you'll have to bribe me for

Here, there's painkillers, toast, , and a lie-in for you.

Will that do?!

*svelte Wilma saunters in nonchalantly*

*offers backhandedly*

*sits down*

keep it coming



my heads clearing a littlle for a sausage butty n my guests (skankyrich,bagpuss and 2legs) have just left so im gonna crawl back to bed till my son arrives home

*waits eversopatiently (for now)*

Nooooo! You can't do that. You have to give us more, something...where's the filth, the slander??

I know! Oh Serephiiiiiinaaaa...*dangles*

Ok , heres a wee log.. times are very aproximate
245pm..meet genie at east croydon, get train n get lost on way to pub!
350 pm ..find pub, northern boy arrives n narrowly escapes buying us a drink
4pm 2legs n roymondo turn up, head downstairs for seats and food
405 pm, discover lil n hubby hiding in the back,get presents!
415 ish, jon m, skanky rich and grey desk arrive quite closely..we need more space!
430 ish..move tables, are left as leoers for the rest of the night!
6ish..lil mishears skankyrich say 'that paullly fellow' as 'that horny fellow' to much laughter
jimster asks of wewan a blow of his intrument!
genie n me give paully a look at our
'badges'..paully left traumatised
expedition mounted to the ladies loos
jimster offers a blow of his instrument!
more people arrive from kew n whatnot, 2legs puts on some lipstick!
lots of bum squidging!
the quiz where we only answered arse monkeys n 'someone' heckled rich with sheep shager.
chicken song murderd by hole pub
pics got of me licking genies knee hugh boots!
Attempt to grope 2legs n get handcuffed to him!


cant remember much ekse!

Maybe im still pissed looking at my typing!

I take it you had a good evening then?

So who's got the photographic evidence?

*sat catatonically excited on the pouffe in the corner*
to 2legs

Ged has pics that will be up when hhe gets home tomorrow night, Genie took some , northern boy took some and a few others i think so there'll be evidence alright

Good, some 'information' at last!

Yep, will need to see piccies

Good night then?

Hoh yus! just got back in home and had a cigarette and am contemplating the vertue of getting a bottle of gin and some tonic water out no hangover here, my brain gave up on me years ago have new cheese slicing impliment legster the wet bird flies at night

ho yus

you got back ok then 2legs

Yeh, journey went fine; looked like we'd not make the 13.15 from kings cross to Cambridge whilst we were on the thames link, but we made it in time which was good as we didnt' have to wait round and it got us into cambridge just a minute or two after 2 PM Bagpuss put me in a taxi, he had about an hour till his connecting train, so I think he was going to wonder off in search of food If he'd had a longer wait; nearer two hours I'd have got him back to mine and made us both some food and something to drink Still upset that Genie refused my kind offer last night
legster the wet bird never flies at night

'Ello peeps.

Sorry I bailed last night - I should have just had a coke I suppose but had no idea how drunk I was until I got outside, so I was feeing the good old righteous indignation.

Legster - I got your text but have no credit!

I'm pleased everyone survived.

you didn't seem that* drunk to me whilst you were still in the pub at the bar with the ritious indignation but then again I wasn't probably the best judge of such things can't decide if I should do meself something to eat yet its a bit early for dinner and too late for lunch

I didn't think I was *that* drunk either. Fords suggested ob WJH that I might have looked underage!