h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Goodness me! I just pop off to have some dinner and hundreds of people turn up in this thread and start erm threading....

Is it that time of the evening then?

Could be, could be

'Ello.

Ugh

Had burger, had beer, had long sleep on bus, got home had shower, about to have beer... still have odd numbness in my temples...

The beer will make it better. Temporarily.

I've had fishcakes. Nature's sovereign cure.

RF

Is that a metty-phor for something else?

Nope. I had fish cakes for dinner. That's all. I was just trying to big it up!

RF

'Big it up'? Is *that* a sweattyhore for something?

I had a nice dinner at my mum's. Everyone but me had meat of some sort with the usual veg and that and I had a nice spinach and ricotta pastry lattice thing

I've eaten my weight in rubbish today and enjoyed every minute of it! Everything tastes better when you're feeding a hang over! <biggrin.

'is fishcakes a metty-four'

you dirty minded bint

we had a nice big meaty dave tonight everything tastes good on a hagover, even those plastic corner shop sangers we had last night

So thats what the kids are calling it nowadays then......a 'dave'..

We had dave on Friday

yes,..pizza,,you know, bread n tomato sauce with toppings that some sweaty foreign bloke who cant count your change brings on a bike

I'm about to have a Dave. How narcissistic does it get?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=narcissistic

Ok, dumb blonde here..... why is a pizza called a Dave?

and why is your phone still switched off Sandra?

Its not switched off!

its being weird i think, ged says call his..

Is he still there?

Ok will do, am bursting to move off sofa, chocolate, fag and a chat might be enough to get me moving!

I had a loverly large gin and tonic when I got home... made a few phonecalls and fell asleep just eaten a small pigs worth of a pig of bacon in sandwichs yeh... tell me about that Brad Pit... the number of times I've had to put him off.... my lipstick has come off