h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'wanders in quietly and sits at the back'

*points at Serephina and shouts in a very loud voice*

AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!!

Student of Witchcraft?? Nonsense. You have been in this College for years. Surely you must have learnt something in that time?! You are more than qualified to torture.. erm, mentor our younger students.

We do appear to have many situations vacant - possibly due to the incident that Wargamer had absolutely nothing to do with, "honest Guv".

So it has begun. the CO-MAPP is reopened. Let's get this party started!!!

*Walks in groggily.*

Holy crap, hello there! Wow. Quite forgot about this place.

Welcome back!

Hey myst. Welcome home!!

*Waves sleeply.*

Ya, it's good to be back. Missed this place, you know?

Yeah. If you missed it so much, why not leave the Boardroom every so often to visit, Hrmmmm?

'looks at shoes'

yes miss

*Frowns.*

What, leave the ol' BoE? It's so classic! Stylish! And we've got booze!

I liked it beter when we were under a volcano. Feh, I say to the new one. We have booze here too! Just not in this area.

Well I think that 2 shuffling, yawning and hungover students from last term are the best that we are going to get.

Seems we're getting some activity back... excellent!

It seems we have allowed enough time for the stragglers I think we must assume that all others have forfeited their membership and must re-apply to Co-MAPP.

I now declare this meeting open.

Chair: Wargamer (well he started it)
Minutes: Mort (I might as well)
Attendees: Wargamer, Mort, Serephina, Mystrunner, Madhank.

Agenda:

ITEM 1: Elect a new Archchancellor.

ITEM 2: Assign other positions, enroll new students, etc.

ITEM 3: Archchancellor to approach other Guilds for possible mutual beneficial arrangements? (Would suggest furthur meeting re this if this motion is passed to discuss finer points)

ITEM 4: Discuss Co-Mapp badge(s)

ITEM 5: Decide whether we are ever going to do more than drink tea, eat biscuits, and send the bill to the Fox Network.

Item 6: Any other business.

ITEM 1: Elect a new Archchancellor.

Comments please.

Perhaps we should include Item 2 along with that (not that I am afraid of losing members during the meeting! )

ITEM 1: Elect a new Archchancellor.

ITEM 2: Assign other positions, enroll new students, etc.

Comments please

Hmmmm....I say Myst needs a reason to leave the boardroom. I nominate MYST!!

We must remember that whoever gets the job of Archchancellor will have considerable fame, prestige, power, authority... and face the horror of my completed accounts. Sign up at your peril.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!!!

I have been otherwise occupied since Christmas - in fact only came back 'active' on h2g2 yesterday!

PAY ATTENTION YOU LAZY STUDENTS!

Honestly, they have a cup of 'herbal' and they are dreaming for weeks