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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Apr 30, 2002
when are we going to escape?
or have you guys left without me? 
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 30, 2002
*Sits down on the sofa with a 
in one hand and a 
in the other.*
Last I heared I was still here. Not a very active place at the moment though. I haven't seen the Chairperson in ages. *Hopes that by invoking his name he will reappear.* I think we are planning to escape in June or sometime like that, but maybe it should be sooner.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Apr 30, 2002
Well Fred, that certainly seemed to work.
To be honest I've had a few other things to do. So apart from a lack of cake what went wrong with the escape?
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doctor colin Posted May 1, 2002
I haven't been around for a while, are you still in need of a driver as I applied and sort of thought I got the job, but thought I'd check./
Here are a couple of and a slice of to help you while you decide on my application.
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted May 4, 2002
What's this? if you say someone's name they will magically appear in the next thread?!?
Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!
(crosses fingers)
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Fred Smith Posted May 4, 2002
How would you know it was Sarah Michelle Gellar. She would be using an alias.
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Jun 28, 2002
Has everyone escaped without me? There's been no-one here for ages!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Jul 6, 2002
Too busy, On holiday, New Job, New house, Burst Pipes, Sacked from new job, Court Cases, Baliffs knocking on door, Computer Broken.
I'd like to use all of the above excuses please.
My main one is that Royal Mail finally realised I did sod all work, except posting on h2g2 all day and finally closed the office down, thereby taking away my only access to a computer. I know that some other committee members were also in the same office and therefore have had exactly the same problems.
Does anyone know of a job where I can sit and chat on h2g2 all day and still not get fired?
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Jul 7, 2002
you could work for the BBC. Or become a full-time moderator!
I'm going on holiday for a week now, bye!! Back as soon as possible!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Dec 2, 2002
Hey, this committee room is deserted.
Have we run out of 
?
There appears to be no-one around except me and my 
.
Where is everyone?
If you're going to pop in, let me know and I'll make a cake?
We could have a Xmas Party..
I'm off to buy lots of and 
and if noone turns up, I'll just have to drink it myself.
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Fred Smith Posted Dec 2, 2002
You'd be so lucky, I'm having my share of the . By the look of it everyone else managed to find their way out of the black hole. Oh well, more drink to go round.
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Dec 3, 2002
I'm stuck in the waste paper basket. I called for help but no-one was here to help me, except for your who was prodding me with a long stick.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Dec 3, 2002
What are you doing in the wastepaper basket?
Here, let me give you a hand....
Then I'll crack open a bottle of and we can discuss our next plan of action.
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Fred Smith Posted Dec 3, 2002
Who let the have a large stick?
*Goes behind the bar and gets out the and other various s.*
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Dec 4, 2002
I fell in before everybody left and was trapped for a long time.
I don't know where the got the large stick...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Dec 4, 2002
Sorry, PeeJ gave the the stick. Something to do with himwanting a puppy I think. Anyway, now I can't get the damn thing off him.
At least he isn't singing anymore.
Did someone mention ?
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- 724: Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) (Apr 30, 2002)
- 725: doctor colin (May 1, 2002)
- 726: Fred Smith (May 2, 2002)
- 727: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (May 4, 2002)
- 728: Fred Smith (May 4, 2002)
- 729: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (May 7, 2002)
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