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Post 681

doctor colin

the smiley - doctorwent to sleep for about 4 hours before the kids got him up now to cook the sunday dinner, will be back later
Thesmiley - doctor


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Post 682

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )



Its okay folks, I might have been away, but I can use this to find out everything that's been going on so that I can write up the minutes.



Is there anybody there....?


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Post 683

Fred Smith

Hi Bob, Haven't seen you for while, how have you been? would you like a smiley - stiffdrink?


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Post 684

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )

Hi Fred

I haven't been allowed near here for awhile, hence the minirecorder hidden under the table smiley - devil

smiley - cheersI would like a smiley - stiffdrink, but dont bother with the glass, just pass me the whisky bottle smiley - blue


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Post 685

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )

oops that should be whiskEy bottle as I'm drinking the Irish stuff tonight


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Post 686

Fred Smith

*Hands Bob the whole bottle, then gets anther one for himself.* smiley - cheers


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Post 687

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )

If I drink enough then maybe I'll shift these smiley - blue. And hopefully wake up in time for work smiley - yikes


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Post 688

Fred Smith

Whats wrong Bob? *Refills the whiskey bottles.*


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Post 689

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )

Thanks Fred. Nothing i can talk about on hear - walls have ears as they say. Must go to bed now, I'm up in 5 hours for work, so I'll quickly finish this and take another to bed with me if i may?


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Post 690

Fred Smith

Sure *Hands Bob another bottle.* good night.


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Post 691

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Once entering the effects of a Black Hole there is no Escape!
So from where would one start.
smiley - dogsmiley - piratesmiley - fullmoon


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Post 692

Fred Smith

I don't know really. I was just hoping that the mini had really powerfull engines.


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Post 693

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Well Comets Can circum navitgate them you know Halle Bopp and Haley's and such. So l might assure that would be the velosity required. just an uneducated guess.
smiley - dogsmiley - pirate


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Post 694

Fred Smith

I don't know. It may be a bit more difficult for us since we ae actually inside the blackhole. What if we try to go out the other way, or perhaps we could teleport out.


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Post 695

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)


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Post 696

doctor colin

am I late? here is a pile of smiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donut's and a couple of for anyone in need.

Thesmiley - doctor


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Post 697

doctor colin

I ment smiley - stoutsmiley - stout

Thesmiley - doctor


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Post 698

Fred Smith

So, we escape tommorrow, I'm not sure how much time I'll be around. Theres probably lots of important things we need to take. Food, water, medical supplies. My opinion is that we should brink as much of the drinks from the bar as we can.


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Post 699

doctor colin

Ive managed to aquire a 1948 dodge truck which seats 12 do you think we could all fit in?
I have also got a full prescription pad and lots ofsmiley - donut's does anyone think this could help the escape plan?

Thesmiley - doctor


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Post 700

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )



Well guys, todays the day

Who's ready for the off then?


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