h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*As you enter the Hanger, a computerised voice rings out:*
{Please state your reason for entering this area}.

Tecnology eh?

hmm... I'll take a horse, please. And no retros!

{Computing... Granted. Lander craft will be readied for deployment of cavelry units. May I be of any further service?}

Yes... shut up! *jumps on horse and rides out of hangar really, really fast*

[Fester] Alright then. Who's willing to go?
[Marshal] I'm up!

hello! i heard something or other about some kind of thingy.

*too vague?*

[Fester] The mission is very simple.
First, the team will drop down from the cutter and onto the target aircraft. You'll have to do it without parachutes, so don't take anything too heavy...
Next, you will need to get inside and stow away in the Cargo Bay until the aircraft lands. Once it reaches it's destination, find the enemy communications centre and download their com-logs.
Third, you are to find and assassinate the enemy commanders. You will also need to make your own way back, so choose someone with good navigation skills as your leader. Marshal will go purely as support. Remember, this will also count towards your evaluation. If you do well, you may recieve full VIPER status.
Any questions?

it sounds rather complicated

[Marshal] What do you expect? You wanna' be a VIPER, you've gotta' take risks! Besides, I'll be there to help...
Now we just need a Squad Leader...

well,i guess

[Marshal] Do you think anyone else will arrive?

*Blaeb enters the Hanger still holding his box of donuts*

Wait for me guys! I was grabing some provisions

[Fester] The Cutter is ready. Please get on-board. (F84447?thread=169015)
*Aside to Marshal*
Take good care of the cadets.
*/Aside to Marshal*

Hey wait a minute! Don't I get a weapon or something? Or am I expected to use these things?

*Holds up a donut*

ignore last post - missed the bit about jumpig threads to the cutter - oops!

[Fester] oh dear... Marshal! Give him the basics! And good luck!
*heads back to his office*

Im going! *Zebias runs waving for them to wait for him* Sorry sir lost my stubber.

[Computer] {Cutter has cleared the launch bay!}

i think i missed it

Don't worry...I know how you feel...