h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A figure at the far end of the Hanger begins screaming obseneties at the computer*
[Pestilence] Look, I don't know how many's comin' yet! Jes' gimmie a ship will ya'!
[CPU] {Negative}
[Pestilence] I'm gonna' give ya' such a poundin' in a minute... Huh? *Takes out his Radio* Hello? ... Oh, right... The Cult? I though li'l Zebby was... Ah, so ya' want ol' Pest on it? ... Okay... The Cafeteria? I'm on it!
*Heads for the Cafeteria*

ing escalator, caught my ing s!

**The AxeMan storms in ing his head off. He sits down on a cargo crate and starts sharpening his axe**

I'll show the s on mission. Cut their ing s off and stick 'em up their s!

[Pestilence] Well, ain't we an angry boy...

When mission start? AxeMan want to inflict pain.

Hey, if ya' want action... You tried the 'Live Fire' arena? It's FULL of live monsters an' stuff! interested?

Lead on...

**The AxeMan rises with a strange, hungry look in his eyes**

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I'm there Dude

Ri-ches!

*wonders what the walls would be like painted a lovely yellow*

*Yelling from outside informs everyone who's listening that two people called James and Alec are in serious trouble with Marshal...*

*neeps quitely to herself*

Neeps?

neeps= small 'neep' noises usually indicating supressed anxiety or stress (i must remember to put that in my dictionary)

so this's the entity with no higher brain functioning. good, good.

eeeeeek!

Hang on... Thing... Lizzy? What's with the name change?

pay it no mind
but carry on calling me Lizzy

OK Lizzy!