h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

O.k i will be on the look out for any trouble

[Fester] Thankyou...
*The alarms begin to wail. Gunfire follows soon after.*
[Fester] But I fear we are too late...

Lets take em down !!!!!!!
< leaves the hanger >

Will do, Warg.

*comes in with shots zipping past*

*hides behind a handy bit of cover*

Is there someone called fester in here? I was sent to find him, and its hellish outside, and i dont even know what some of those things are!

*looks at the gun he was given*

And this weapons usless!

*crouches down as more shots come in the hanger*

This isnt good! *shouts*COMPUTER!!! Is Fester here??

*fires wildly through the door*

{{{{{ive forgot Krans username for the log in so im back to me}}}}}

[Kran]
*trys to sit where the shots cant hit him*

[Fester] One moment, boy...
*Two shots ring out. A second or two later, a Sek-pair, a Sek'Ying and Sek'Yang ninja, hit the floor hard. Three more shots, and three Cultists are dropped. The shooting stops.*
[Fester] Now then. What do you want? As you can see, I'm rather busy...

[Kran]
Marshal sent me down here looking for you. He didnt say what he wanted, only that i was to find you.

*relaxs from the cover slightly, but with gun still gripped in hand*

[Fester] I see. He's enjoying the attention... Anyway. I want you to...
*Fester stops. A large, burly figure steps up behind Kran. The man is huge, simmilar to Pestilence in build. He is wearing brown clothes, and has a Raven on his shoulder.*
[Raven] Ah... Julian. My old friend... It seems so sad that fate has made us enemies. Sadly, this is how it must be. The Black Widow showed us the way, and though I do not believe his prophesies... he is my friend.
[Fester] "Was", Raven, I killed him.
[Raven] No, Fester. But I must kill you...
*The man advances, pushing Kran aside. It is clear that he could pull Fester apart with his bare hands. Fester leaps up, with incredible agility, grabs a loading crane and swings to the door.*
[Fester] Boy! Come on! We can't hold here! I'm going to find Recrash! You find more help! Oh, and Stay away from him!
*Fester darts away, leaving Kran alone with Raven.*
[Raven] Run along now, Kran. Your strength is not enough to best me. There are few who could... I will let you go... this time.

[Kran]
*runs after Fester dodgin a few stray rounds*

*Pestilence bursts in, cannon ready.*
[Pestilence] Alright! Who's here!?
*No-one replies, but Raven leaps out from behind Pestilence, hitting him with a blast of psychic energy that pins him to the wall and smashes his gun across the room.*
[Pestilence] Aargh! Raven! Damn you, you son of a-
*CRACK! One of Pestilence's arms breaks*
[Pestilence] Aaargggh!!!
[Raven] Goodbye, Pestilence...

*runs in, see pestilance*

Oh ...........

*runs off again*

[Pestilence] W-Wait! Kid! The... Gun!
[Raven] Ha! Some company you're keeping...
*There is the sound of ribs breaking. Pestilence nearly passes out from pain.*

*Marshal leaps across the room, pumping shots at Raven. The man turns, the bullets ricochetting as they hit something around Raven. An energy barrier. Too strong for small arms. Shit. Bam! Marshal is slammed across the room and hits the doorframe. He passes out for a moment. When he comes around, Pestilence is unconcious on the left wall. His autocannon is on the far side, with Raven in the way...*

*climbs along the roof with a heavy machine gun picked up from a fallen cultist body*

*makes frantic signals to marshal to try and keep raven ocupied*

[Marshal] Great... Just great...
*Looks at the Autocannon. If Kran got to that...
Marshal leaps up as Raven attacks. He lands next to Kran.*
[Marshal] Kran! Grab that gun! I'll distract big guy!
*Both men leap as a psychic blast blows out the support beam and the roof above it. Kran hits a shuttle and bounces off, Marshal lands on Raven.*
[Marshal] Hurry man! Don't worry about me! Just open fire!!

*manages to find a perch where he can have both hands free*

*levels the machine gun pointing it at the back of ravens head*

HEY! Moron!

*starts firing at Raven. The recoil pushes him back from his perch shots hitting up the wall before finally the gun drops from his hands*

*Raven staggers. The bullet didn't break his field, but the force of the gun did knock him over. Marshal rolls off of him, and grabs the autocannon.*
[Marshal] DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
*Blammblammblammblammblamm!!! The cannon fires. The bullets rip through Raven until he staggers into the wall, and slumps to the floor. Marshal stops firing.*
[Marshal] Pestilence! Hang on man...
*Raven lies still. Suddenly, without warning, he opens his eyes, and starts to get up...*

*groans*

Wont this idiot just die?

*reachers under clothes and brings out sword*

Im gona cut him up!

*flicks switch and a blue glow surrounds the blade.
Charges at Raven slashing down through the field and taking a large chunk out of his arm*