h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do T-shirts count?

Ooooo... now THAT's a idea!

I'll crack up the Printing Press.

The Post team have their own t-shirts already, although they're a bit faded now. Hmm, might have to get some more made.

Convey my username? Tough one ...

In a way, I'm glad I can't go to the meet, considering what Bossel translated Mistdancer to in German! Now that would make for an interesting, if somewhat messy, t-shirt!

True!

Oh okay, T shirts count. Or anything that you can wear that has your user name on it. That means that Clive could wear an ostrich head hat or something. Mmmm, would all the girls run after him then, not!

Who says I'd run away?

M<aybe I could ask to boprrow bernie Cliffton's Ostrich outfit? -he only lives out by Baslow, I think.

If you did you'd stand a good chance of winning then!

So if anyone wants to identify me, I'll be staggering round with a half empty bottle

No no no, Whisky, surely the bottle's half full?

* starts thinking about name badge designs *

MaW - your's will be easy.

Just see if you can get hold of that picture of the american farm copuple you know the one of the guy holding pitchfork and the wife next to him. Evoke that famous miss-reading of your user-name.

Tube - We'll be in London...which has an underground...just Print "Picadilly Circus" in big multi-coloured letters across the front of the shirt.

I was going to ask whether changing one's username would be considered cheating but Whisky already asked the question.


"Mistdancer"

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hmm... (B)ossel's (S)couting (E)nterprises. Now what am I going to make out of that?

Err, Clive... I don't think so.

Hey Tube - yours is easiest. Just turn up in one of those attractive boob tubes. Easy-peasy. I bet you'd look lovely!

That'd be too easy! I thought I might try "the united lower portion of a gamopetalous corolla or a gamosepalous calyx."

Boob-Tube? That's a good one seeing that I'm a (SBVM) Tit...