h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'm waiting for someone to refill my empty glass and light my delicate and expensive cigarette.

ah that would infer that the barman has gone missing!

My goodness, you're right! How did you deduce that? Jolly clever of you.

*wonders if Mrs Cloud is all she seems, she appears to know too much*

*Angel le Pieds slinks into the room, looking fabulous (as usual )*

So has the plot advanced one iota in the nine months since I was last here?

*thinks: I hope no-one considers the length of that absence and draws the wrong conclusion. Maternity frocks are just _not_ me*

*gushes

how on earth you could possibly think this willowy blonde could ever know too much...?

Watch out for that gazelle!

i thought i was a zebra!

i thought it was a zebra!

no,m no, no, oh, its gone, what ever that zebra was its definatly gone, maybe its going to go for the salid?

Hmm, lets sparkle things up:
*
earthquake*

(there has just been an earthquake)

oh no my beautiful... er... what was i wearing...is now covered in dust

whats with this whole eyes thing by my name anyway?

the eyes means that the person who's name the eyes appear alongside, is online at the time

Hmm,
*with shovel in hand
*digs out the others,

Right, who's up for a drink?, If I can find any unbroken champaign glasses, of course

actcha dudes, canwe getya ought?

yeah maan, chil, and don't knoc the base...

*flutters her eyelasses in a in bemused blonde way

You do look so pretty when you do that
Oh, it seems our dodgy looking barman, who seems to have survived rather well the earthquake, has managed to find us some drinks

*brings in a tray of fresh
*places gently down on teh table
*wonders off
*returns with a tray of sausages on sticks, cheese on sticks (including some with pineapple), and some flan sorry, mean quiche and a large amount of large and

fantastic

*sips manhattan Fancy a sausage on a stick?

ooo er misses!