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AlexoOo Posted Mar 27, 2005
Now them elfs have gone, can any one give me an and getting this panda chewed mast back in place?
Don't worry, the Pandas are helping! Their names are Harpo, Eric, Groucho, Smith, Wensley, Ainsley, Harriet, Phillips, Morecambe, Pete, Dud , Grapefruit, Huckleberry, Simpson, Hugh, Pugh, Barney, Thompson, Dibble, TopCat, Ted, Dougal, Arsenberger, Smith, Mcgrue, Dibble and Grubb and Mr Creosote.
More haste, less quiche. No problem to me of course, I hate quiche. And confined spaces. They are fine, so long as I'm not in them. Can't even sit in the back of a 2 door. No.
Grew two extra fingers yesterday, they're very handy for typing. Pity they stick out me forehead, but beggars can't be choosers.
Had a good conversation with the bathmat about indian folk lore. Turns out he invented it, the bathmat that is. I never realised this, but the towel rail verified it so it must be true. If your feet smell and your nose runs you are standing on your head.
When ants milk greenflys, what do they do with the milk? I think that it's sick drinking the milk of another species, I only drink cows milk myself.
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 27, 2005
What the hell is Grapefruit doing here! He's the blighter! Thought I'd killed him off for the insurance money... Damnit, does taht mean I'm still married 
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Mar 27, 2005
6883
Just another post.
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 28, 2005
*had forgotten about post counting*
Did we completely miss post 6666, then? 
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Hermi the Cat Posted Mar 28, 2005
Surely it is a different Grapefruit? I can't believe he isn't dead either. 
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 29, 2005
Here he comes, let's ask him!
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 29, 2005
Ah, Sorry Mr Creosote, thought you were Grapefruit!
Good say sir, and no more waffer thin mints!
Mr Creosote informs me that it is in fact Grapefruit Jnr. Can't understand how you didn't notice, but you must be a mother E.E.!
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted Mar 29, 2005
What does grapefruit jnr want anyway?
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 29, 2005
And here's me thinking I drempt it... Must have been all those painkillers
Wow, aren't you biiig Grapefruit Jnr? Spitting image of your father.... Ugly as sin...
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 29, 2005
'He had the kind of face that even a mother couldn't love'.
Poor old Grapefruit Junior!
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Brendan Posted Mar 30, 2005
yes, a very dull fruit, forced into the shadow of his senior
not very good prospects
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 31, 2005
Well, if I can embarras him in front of his friends, make him work down ta' pit and then insist that he fixes my electrics when he has absolutely no idea of electronics himself; well, if I can do all that, he's just a fine son for me. I'll try and ignore that he's an ugly beggar.
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 6, 2005
Oh, EE, I'm sorry, I found out from some stray panda gossip that Grapefruit is his father, but you aint the mother.
Looks like Grapefruit Senior was even worse than you thought, and was going with any slut of a panda the minute your back was turned!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 6, 2005
Well I'll be damned! I'm glad I killed him off for the insurance money!
Well just who is the mother? Is it *you*?
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 6, 2005
Are you calling me a Panda Slut? That's fightin talk!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 7, 2005
Wanna take this outside, mate? 
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 7, 2005
Calm down EE.
After all
a. I'm not a woman, I'm a man.
b. I'm a human, not a panda.
c. I ain't grapefruit's mother.
d. I am a black belt with magenta squares at Dimac, the deadliest of all martial arts.
e. Despite this, I'm still a bit scared and I'm gonna run away!
Go talk to those pandas over there!!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 8, 2005
*
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Come back here!
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 8, 2005
*Stops, and leans on a post*
"OK E.E. do your worst, but remember I am protected by this!"
*Brandishes a scrappy looking piece of paper*
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 9, 2005
ARRRGH! The sacred paper of Nimph!
*cowers*
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- 6881: AlexoOo (Mar 27, 2005)
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- 6883: Oberon2001 (Scout) (Mar 27, 2005)
- 6884: Existential Elevator (Mar 28, 2005)
- 6885: Hermi the Cat (Mar 28, 2005)
- 6886: AlexoOo (Mar 29, 2005)
- 6887: AlexoOo (Mar 29, 2005)
- 6888: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (Mar 29, 2005)
- 6889: Existential Elevator (Mar 29, 2005)
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- 6892: Existential Elevator (Mar 31, 2005)
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