h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep, Owl and I have it right. i knew it was season 2 s I, also, have the DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Jet Li and Jacky Chan want to star in the fight scene in the Bankgog dive... both already have parrots on their teams to act as stand-ins for Homer. What d'ya think ?

sounds great!

not all we need is a company to provide us with large sums of money to create the movies...

Spook I do not have enough space as to put the parrot poster on as I am a digi box user.

Parrot has been seen signing up to Telewest and now has got a tv and digibox in his aviary flat.


kat

I think I've lost track of this convo.

Much better. I've wired up a system using several interlinked currant buns, the outer ones linked to metal strips dipping into a liquid elecrolyte. Working on a rechargeable version.

Oh, yes, the birds... half of them have gone on crusades to the countryside to free chickens from farmyards, and a scarlet macaw is running election camaigns to get into the government.

I could do Bangkok casting... get together a few parrots for scenes set here...

see!!! told you it was better
all you got 2 do is keep the likwid topped up otherwise a short will occur making system defunct


as for birds i`ve got 68 scarlet conures & 194 mynah birds so the crowd scenes are sorted

I have a dog that can speak parrot and then translate it into chicken and a chicken that can translate chicken into human... shall i bring them along?

why not the more the merrier and we can also go international and have no need for sub-titles


just think...we may also get the golden of montreaux

How about we make it and then do a behind the scenes documentary for VHS box set, DVD and special edition IMAX show?

I think George Lucas and Steven Spielburg along with Magic Light and Industry are going to make the film. The Parrot has even been seen in Hello magazine and Empire publizing his film.

kat

As long as we hush that scandal with the pig and the parrot we'll be fine... might cost the swine a bit to shut its snout though.

But who will play the lead role of Winstone Blubberhouse?

*hunts round*
Theres a seal back here if you'll think he'll be any good - or we could go the whole hog and hire a spider...

Homer the parrot has had a very strange experience today. He met deja vu and kept on seeing the saying the same things over and over again.

kat

Yes... suggested to come here yet have no idea what it is!

Its 10,000 posts of nonsense - they're making a film about something and they want a red dwarf scene with us in it - I hope to be paid in curry, poppadoms and pretzels - besides we could get some supplies - we need to just post rubbish...

There is no parrot, it is all a big con!!


Let's start a riot!!!


(once the riot is going full swing, Homer and me are gonna loot all the really expensive shops!)

Spook is now busily writing Homer's lifestory. The money he gets from the book will finance the films...
The rights for the cartoon version are being sold to Disney, and they are looking for Homer's voice. [btw: they don't know we still haven't actually found Homer]

Tesco's will let us film in the Luton store but REFUSE to lift the ban on Homer. Also, we have to pay for all the cornflakes....

We now have quite a few people interested in being film directors, location finders and the like. Who wants to clean out the bird cages? train the elephants (and clean out their pens)?

Could anyone be Homer's stuntman, or "stuntparrot" as I suppose we should say?

We also need a boat (to be sunk) for the Parrot Pirate creates Havoc on High Seas scene...

Anyone who can help is invited to post here

Just letting you all know, because of the exciting and interesting natures of the movies, The Spook Corporation will fund all movies about Homer, will pay all wages, will buy all sets, will pay for behind the scenes footage, and will also be the publisher for the books about Homer.

Spook Corp