h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, how lovely- both the prettiness of sweetpea with the scent of honeysuckle. How perfect!

*hands a yard of honeysuckle to Pandora*

Just take some more if you want it.

Thank you. Sniff them there sweetpeas....they bee smellin' good!
Let me know when your ready to eat...cuz I'll have some too!

Oh food! What a wonderful idea! Anything to cleanse my stomach of the McDonald's I resorted to last night

You don't happen to have any , do you?

*A new dawn paints the sky pale blue, with a hint of gold towards the horizon*

*As the sun rises, it sets all the tiny drops of dew sparkling in the early morning sunlight*

*A chirping can be heard here and there among the trees as the begin to wake up*

*Soon the flower s are up and about too, busily buzzing from flower to flower*

Am I allowed to sing? Becasue 'Oh what a beautiful morning' is just crying out to be sung! (at least it's not 'Singin' in the rain'...)

Maybe we could make up a song?! Like one about those three tits!?!
three little titties sitting in a tree...k.i.s.s.i.n.g...

Unfortunately, we seem to have one left over...

Speaking of left overs...I don't mean to be bossy or anything...
but, Hon, don'tcha' think the wreaths would look better if you placed the flowers atop your hair and HID the stems?
Jussss a suggestion.

*fiddles with the stems*

*gives up*

Maybe I should just stick to the

...*begins glueing s into VIP's hair...*Your wish is my command your Royal-likeness.

*stares, puppy-eyed at Pandora, as strawberry juice runs over her cheeks and drips into her lap*

Oooooo pretty in pink!
...*glue...strawberry...glue...strawberry...glue...strawberry...etc....*

Rememeber me.....s and pee's on the flowers....out..

Hushpaw

Uh, Pandora, I can't see now...

*bumps into the tree*

Uh, Pandora, I can't see now...

*bumps into the tree*

You must have a concusion.You 'just' told me that! How many running, peeing Hikers do you see?

...*begins bringing in the to naw on VIP's strawberry hair wreath...*

wow, I've been away too long. This thread is a little out there, and me not high!!!! Where are you Pan??!!!!

NeverneverLand

*suddenly everything goes quiet*

*everything*

*very quiet*

*no sound of leaves rustling in the wind*

*no birds singing*

*the river flowing very silently*

*even the flower have stopped humming, no longer working*

*the whole garden seems to be holding its breath*

*Mystrunner coughs noisily.*