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The Swimming Pool
U190482 Posted Apr 4, 2002
*The lord walks along the side of the swimming pool, and comes to the lifeguards chair.He climbs up, and after taking his seat lights up a cigar*
"Yes this summer rush will start soon" says the Lord Smooth
*puffs his cigar*
Lord Smooth
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U190482 Posted Apr 10, 2002
*gets down and checks the temperature of the pool, then climbs back up to his seat*
Lord Smooth
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Apollo Posted Apr 26, 2002
Hey, Mr. Lifeguard! In a week or so, we're gonna kick off the summer with a party at the Hot Spot's new Club Sol, which is on the beach, so we'll definitely need a qualified life saver
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Walks down to the pools edge sits down and wiggles her toes in the water*
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U190482 Posted Apr 29, 2002
*sends out loud beeps through his megaphone*
"Attention happy potential swimmer (dax)Please note that changing cubicles are available, Thank you"
*starts to get carried away with the loud bep button
"ok, I know thats getting annoying"
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Apr 29, 2002
*dax being a trog forgot about the human hang up with naked bodies so gently gets back to her feet and takes her naked for off in the direction of the changing rooms to put on some sort of swimming gear*
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U190482 Posted Apr 30, 2002
Naked swimming is only permitted on naked Wednesdays.
So feel free to return then, for a naked dip.
Lord Smooth
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Mister Matty Posted Apr 30, 2002
*gatecrashes the pool in his nuclear submarine*
This isn't the Baltic! I'm going to sack that Bulgarian navigator!
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U190482 Posted May 1, 2002
Attention please, could all nuclear vessels please remove themselves from the swimming pool, thank you.
*goes down to talk to the captain*
"fancy some brandy and cigars my good man"
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*thinking that it is wednesday dax goes for a naked dip*
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
*fails to notice Dax breaking the naked swimming rules, as he's to engaged in a bottle of rum with the captain*
Ahhhh, surely a captain like yourself is fond of the occassional cigar?
Lord Smooth
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
*if only the life guard knew what he was missing*
Lord SMooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*turns over and does the back stroke*
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- 1: Apollo (Sep 14, 2001)
- 2: U190482 (Apr 4, 2002)
- 3: U190482 (Apr 10, 2002)
- 4: U190482 (Apr 24, 2002)
- 5: Apollo (Apr 26, 2002)
- 6: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Apr 29, 2002)
- 7: U190482 (Apr 29, 2002)
- 8: U190482 (Apr 29, 2002)
- 9: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Apr 29, 2002)
- 10: U190482 (Apr 30, 2002)
- 11: Apollo (Apr 30, 2002)
- 12: Mister Matty (Apr 30, 2002)
- 13: U190482 (May 1, 2002)
- 14: Mister Matty (May 1, 2002)
- 15: Apollo (May 2, 2002)
- 16: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
- 17: U190482 (May 2, 2002)
- 18: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
- 19: U190482 (May 2, 2002)
- 20: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
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