A Conversation for The Hot Spot!

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Post 1

Apollo


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Post 2

U190482

*The lord walks along the side of the swimming pool, and comes to the lifeguards chair.He climbs up, and after taking his seat lights up a cigar*

"Yes this summer rush will start soon" says the Lord Smooth
*puffs his cigar*smiley - biggrin

Lord Smooth


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Post 3

U190482

*gets down and checks the temperature of the pool, then climbs back up to his seat*

Lord Smooth


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Post 4

U190482

*takes a walk around the pool, whistling the tune from Captain Scarlet*smiley - whistle

Lord Smooth


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Post 5

Apollo

Hey, Mr. Lifeguard! In a week or so, we're gonna kick off the summer with a party at the Hot Spot's new Club Sol, which is on the beach, so we'll definitely need a qualified life saver smiley - biggrin


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Post 6

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*Walks down to the pools edge sits down and wiggles her toes in the water*


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Post 7

U190482

Hmmmm, beach job you say..
Soundz good to me, my skills may come in handy count me in!smiley - smiley

Lord Smooth


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Post 8

U190482

smiley - bleep*sends out loud beeps through his megaphone*
smiley - bleep
"Attention happy potential swimmer (dax)Please note that changing cubicles are available, Thank you"smiley - smiley
smiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleep*starts to get carried away with the loud bep buttonsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleepsmiley - bleep
"ok, I know thats getting annoying"

Lord Smooth


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Post 9

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*dax being a trog forgot about the human hang up with naked bodies so gently gets back to her feet and takes her naked for off in the direction of the changing rooms to put on some sort of swimming gear*


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Post 10

U190482

Naked swimming is only permitted on naked Wednesdays.
So feel free to return then, for a naked dip.smiley - blush

Lord Smooth


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Post 11

Apollo

smiley - winkeye I like the way you think.. perhaps I'll mention this on the homepage smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

Mister Matty

*gatecrashes the pool in his nuclear submarine*

This isn't the Baltic! I'm going to sack that Bulgarian navigator!


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Post 13

U190482

smiley - bleepsmiley - bleep
Attention please, could all nuclear vessels please remove themselves from the swimming pool, thank you.
*goes down to talk to the captain*
"fancy some brandy and cigars my good man"

Lord Smooth


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Post 14

Mister Matty

On these seaworthy vessels, we prefer Rum.


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Post 15

Apollo

Which.. would explain how they ended up here... smiley - biggrin


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Post 16

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*thinking that it is wednesday dax goes for a naked dip*


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Post 17

U190482

*fails to notice Dax breaking the naked swimming rules, as he's to engaged in a bottle of rum with the captain*
Ahhhh, surely a captain like yourself is fond of the occassional cigar?

Lord Smooth


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Post 18

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*changes from front crawl to the breast stroke smiley - winkeye*


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Post 19

U190482

*if only the life guard knew what he was missing*

Lord SMooth


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Post 20

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*turns over and does the back stroke*


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