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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*gets out of the pool and lies on one of the sun loungers*
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
*hes really, really, REALLY gonna be upset* 
*Little does Dax know that the swimming pool has a security camera, and its only turned off on Naked Wednesdays* 
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*has a niggleley feeling that today is thursday the human calendar is so complecated.*
*heres the distinct wiring of a security camera*
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Apollo Posted May 2, 2002
*watches intently from the camera booth, checking to make sure RECORD was on 
*
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
*decideds to leave the vessel and return to the lifeguards chair* 
Lord smooth
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
"Whats this"
*returns to see Dax lying sunning herself*
*Pulls himself together*
"How you doing?""
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*thought she heard joey from friends for a moment*
*turns over on to her front covering herself in the process with a towel*
Oh Hello
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
"hi mam' sorry As I am to cover up a thing of beauty, but nakedness is only permitted on Naked Wednesdays." 
"but as Im the lifeguard round these parts i'l turn a blind eye"
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*bats her eyelids at him*
Why thats so kind
*she gets up takes off the towel revealing a silver bikini*
But really theres no need
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U190482 Posted May 2, 2002
"oh, I beg your pardon mam, my eyes must be going, I thought you where naked"
Lord Smooth
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U190482 Posted May 7, 2002
*with a red face, Lord Smooth walks back over to his Lifeguard seat*
I think il go and turn the security cameras back on.
*starts to walk over* "We got the funk, we got tha funk"
Lord Smooth
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Apollo Posted May 7, 2002
*walks out of the shack*
No worries Smooth... all is taken care of
Is it Wednesday yet??
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U190482 Posted May 8, 2002
*climbs back up to his seat, and notices Apollo with a video tape under his arm*
yes Naked Wednesday it is
*lights up a cigar*
Lord Smooth
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 8, 2002
*as if by 
Dax's bikini disapears*
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Mister Matty Posted May 8, 2002
*pokes head out of submarine hatch*
Are those brandy and cigars still going? I'm afraid the Ships' Cook's drank all the rum and is currently snoring in the torpedo room.
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Apollo Posted May 9, 2002
uh... ohhh.... umm.. hey, what now?? What are you going on about, cigars? My good man, don't you know when to sit back and enjoy the view?!?
ahhh...
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Mister Matty Posted May 9, 2002
I refer you to postings 12 - 17 in this forum.
*hauls himself onto deck, clutching a beach towel*
It's a nice day, so I suppose I could sunbathe here a while.
This swimming pool is rather large, isn't it? Not surprised my Navigator mistook it for the Baltic.
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