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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 24, 2001
*starts to tapdance*
Heeeeeeeeeeey it's not supposed to be funny! 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 24, 2001
*begins juggling 
s*
*remembers she can't juggle*
D'oh! Nuts.
Mmm...s
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 24, 2001
Can you tell I had a tap dancing lesson?
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Aug 25, 2001
*waits patiently for the stage to empty then clears away the splattered*
~strides onstage~
*grabs microphone*
Good evening ladies, gentlemen and Ottox
I would like to entertain you with a few jokes.
What do you call a blind deer?
No idea?
That's correct! 
What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus. 
What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
*tremendous applause*
~bows~
Thank you.
~exits stage left~
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 25, 2001
* takes the stage with a flourish *
*ignores the calls of "Hey - Bring it back!!*
And now ... in honour of this auspicious occasion I present this tribute
Oh Ottox, Oh most prolific one
It's been a year - have you had fun?
We give a gasp each time you post
Are you real or just a ghost?
So we offer congratulations
And always fewer moderations.
*bows*
*exits stage left*
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 25, 2001
Why, thank you very much
I hope that you are having a wonderful anniversary.
Have a 
on me 
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ringo (it's not all right) Posted Aug 25, 2001
*ringo enters the stage*
don't worry, i'm not gonna olay teh drums , just tried to do a rhyme.
two, three
one year has passed
it went pretty fast
whatever i worried about
Ottox sorted it out
and i hope this will last
*bows and starts to sing the Carpenters' 'we've only just begun' 
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Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
* joins singing *
And when the evening comes we smile,
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow,
And yes, We've just begun.
Found it!
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broelan Posted Aug 25, 2001
found what?
*thinks of an act worthy of the stage*
hmmmmmmmm........
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ringo (it's not all right) Posted Aug 25, 2001
... and we really tried our best, didn't we, Ottox?
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 25, 2001
st broelan - as you are "not really here" - maybe a disappearing act?
Here - have a
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 25, 2001
*clambers up drunkenly on stage*
"Fer heesh a jully guud ferrow
ferreesh aj 'olli g'd ferloaw!
freeze a jowwy gud ferrrroo-o-o-o-ow!
and nubudi kan - *falls over*
*THUD*
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Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
Hmmm... somebody has been in the bar for too long time!
Can someone help me to remove this person from the stage?
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broelan Posted Aug 25, 2001
feisor, i changed my name over an hour ago... it says (i'm here!!!) now but unfortunately i will be doing a disappearing act later in the day....
i'm here *now*
lets party!!
*decides on entertainment*
happy anniversary to you
happy anniversary to you
happy anniversary
mister ottox!
happy anniversary to you
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- 1: Ottox (Aug 24, 2001)
- 2: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 24, 2001)
- 3: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 24, 2001)
- 4: Ottox (Aug 24, 2001)
- 5: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 24, 2001)
- 6: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 24, 2001)
- 7: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Aug 25, 2001)
- 8: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 25, 2001)
- 9: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 10: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 25, 2001)
- 11: ringo (it's not all right) (Aug 25, 2001)
- 12: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 13: broelan (Aug 25, 2001)
- 14: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 15: ringo (it's not all right) (Aug 25, 2001)
- 16: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 25, 2001)
- 17: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 25, 2001)
- 18: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
- 19: broelan (Aug 25, 2001)
- 20: Ottox (Aug 25, 2001)
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