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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 25, 2001
Introducing the comic stylings of Hobbes (weak round of applauds)
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually
ooks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks "Is your date running late?"
"No" he replies "Q's just given me this state of the art watch and I was just testing it"
The intrigued woman says "A state of the art watch? Whats so special
about it"
Bond explains "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically"
The lady says "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts, taps his watch and says "Damn the thing's an hour fast"
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 25, 2001
*applauds*
*wipes away a tear at some of the lovely poetry* 
*almost gets up to make some up of her own*
*thinks better of it, and everyone lives to see another day*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 25, 2001
(Point taken
)
I wrote the first poetry I did in ages today. It's on another thread though, and I can't be bothered to find it
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Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
Cat is a girl who puts a smile on my face
You *knew* I would find it, didn't you? 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 25, 2001
Ask a silly question, Ottox
Not very good, is it, though...I'll give the Vogons a run for their money.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 27, 2001
*enters with his Fender Stratocaster and does his best David Gilmour impersonation*
Remember when you were young
you shone like the sun
- shine on you crazy diamond
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 27, 2001
I wrote the guide entry on bad poetry, you know
...hey, it's the only entry I ever wrote, I have to beat it up a bit you know...
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 28, 2001
Hey!! Was that reference to "bad poetry" aimed at me ??? 
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- 35: Sergeant Mushroom (Aug 25, 2001)
- 36: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 27, 2001)
- 37: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 27, 2001)
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