h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok..... lets try this,
< >"What did Reginald Darby tell Tim and Bob about??"</ >

oh oh oh ...that is good...'un...

I can't remember the exact phrase but it's something about "great big things that live beneath oceans."...there may be some mermaids in there as well.

off to check...

Okay so I was wrong.

"Back on the sub a wise old man called Reginald Darby was helping Tim and Bob to get some sense out of the crew and to stop the revolting yellow liquid getting into the decompression chamber."



Well I was close wasn't I?


Wasn't I?




alright no.


I was think about the bit that follows immediately after that bit:


" Afterwards all the men sat round to listen to the wise old man, the Sage Darby, as he told them tales of the Kraken The great White Whales and what happened down at the bottom of the sea."




Nil point.

hehe actually i was thinking about the storys he told "of the Kraken The great White Whales and what happened down at the bottom of the sea."

so i guess thats points awarded

Because Clive copied and pasted it. *hands Knifee and Lateral Thinking starter kit.*

Hmmm. I thought I'd lost that point so I decline your kind offer and we'll continue on until we get one we both agree on.

Right Q3.

How many nazi stormtroopers burst in on Bob and Jill in the opening scenes followed by the actor posing as a Gastapo officer?

So that's the number of soldiers I'm after NOT including the officer.

On a brief aside, what do you think of the new occult/apocolypse theme we've got going on in the forums at the moment - I'm really loving it - can't wait to see how it develops.

oh thats an easy 1
there where 12 storm troopers.....plus 1 officer

As for the curent story, i´m loving it escialy now that the The Red Leicester is out of hell again.... I kinda missed him when he died and Rasputin becoming the President LOL, fantastic . Although i was thinking the other day that
"The dying pilchard bleeds under a turquoise moon"
hasn´t been metioned in a while......

OK Q4.
< >How many times did bob have to prod the sleeping policeman before he woke up??</ >

dont worry - I have PLANS for the dying Pilchard, drop by my space and I'll let you know what I've dreamt up, see what you think....

Twice?

yer twice...... and coming over to say hi

1-1 - still level pegging it.

right-o...I'll try and think up another question to tax us.

What was the "use-by" date on the beached Star-Wars rocket?

hehe took me a while to get back, but catching up with stuff again......

err, err scratches head...... can't remember '87 i think but cant remember the rest of the date....

18-5-87

correct!

So, let me know what you think the direction the story is heading off in now - climatic fight scene - coolness!!!

woohoo..... yer i will, i have t find time to catch up on the backlog though..... a bit hard at the moment with RL things like exams to cope with

Oye! Tell me about it!

disseration, essay, essay, dissertation, dissertation, essay, essay, exam. Freedom.

That's my schedule for the next ooh month or so. I'm currently on the 2nd section of my dissertation.

err unlucky, although i have that all to look foward to this next school yr

okay so this is little bit naughty on my part but know you'll have to catch up with all the new stuff if you wanna get it!

What ring-tone does Satan use on his mobile phone?

, even.