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HAHAHAHAHAHA....EXCELLANT READING M8 LAFF I NEARLY
WET MASEL....LOL

Talking about my little ol' Personal Space? Thanks a lot.

AYE M8....HAHAHA
READ YER BIT WI THE ORC THING ASWELL......GOODSKILLS M8

thanks. its a work in progress. Possibly will be a serial in the post.

Pardon me for interrupting here, but was any of that above text... in English? I'm not entirely sure.

-JJ

NAW IT WIZ JOCKINESE M8
HAHAHAHAHA

There's a trick to it, JJ. For '8' read 'ate'. After that it gets a bit easier

Either that or you think I'm a motorway, mac

MOTORWAY! MOTORWAY!

eeeee hehehehehehehe.

(dun mind me, i'm just mad.)

-JJ

hahahaha
here jj....m8......its easy...lol
ere mr legion wot ya mean motorway m8?

Motorway, you know? Like the M25 around London, the M40 etc. The M8. I can't cite other examples 'cause I'm from Ireland where we have the N11, the N4 etc. I'm just Anglicised enough from reading too many books to recognise the thingy. You're from Scotland, mac, you have no excuse!

What is a 'thingy'? It's a convenient end to an awkward sentence.

hahahaha.....me a jock rite enuff m8....
never been across the water m8 i,ll go sum day....

If you do, you should go west. Dublin's OK, but it's trying too hard to be a 'dynamic European capital' if u know what I mean. Lost some of it's laid-back charm. Please don't come south. That's where I live, and I'm a bit scared of you.

*hiding in the back, drinking some green and hysterically*

This is the best entertainment I've had in... ermmmmmm, lemme see... two days now? Eeeee, you kids are great.

WILL DO M8.......ERE YER PAL JADES A BIT OF A HOOT....EH

You should see her ankles... And I don't think she's a bit like Jade from Big Brother, thank god.

Whereabouts in Scotland are you from? Just so I know where I'm avoiding I've only been there once, on a stopover in Glasgow airpost earlier this year. It certainly looks great from the air. That day I went from Dublin to Belfast, flew to Glasgow, then to London Heathrow, then to Rome. It was a long day

You....


went....


to.......
GLASGOW???

..without me? ()

*sniff sniff* Billy... Boyd... lives there... *sniff*


ANYWAY THO!

I'm a hoot? Well I'm glad I'm amusing someone here.

Oh, and yes, my ankles are quite nice, I'm told, and I'm certain I'm nothing like this Jade gel on Big Brother. Because I'm small and blonde and elf-like. And nice.

-JJ

Calm down, JJ. Have a solace . The guy's a hobbit, I'm sure he isn't visible from the air. And isn't that Orlando Bloom feller the one you carry a torch for anyway? How can you fancy the comic relief?

Have you actually heard of Jade from BB in the States? The thought that her obnoxiousness could cross borders and time zones... *shudder*. Well, she came in fourth anyway.

Of course you're a hoot JJ. We laugh at you all the time. Sometimes behind your back . Sorry, just kidding. Have another

nice one mr u are a funny guy in fact ive got pure giggles which is all good, erm thats about it just keep up the good work so i can keep laughin....!!!!!! ah ha he he

Thanks emmm's . I do try to keep up a certain high standard on my salubrious lil PS.

*Strikes haughty pose. Monocle falls out*

Bugger.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa....ahem. mmm.

*quietly, elbowing him in the ribs* Geek.

Anyway, Leigionsy, I have a new -mail as aol ate mine, so here we are then:

[email protected]

It's just lovely cute, isn't it?

So if you've e-mailed me anything in the past week or so, I'd be incredibly greatful if you'd mail it again please.

Thanks,

-JJ