h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

can it be, will pod and yes gratitude to the person who found our Pod! any chance of finding nighthoover as well? *sits and waits..... I'm sure I was ment to do something today something importnat Sister? Was I calling you today? 7 PM my time

* jumps up and down excitedly *

I had an e-mail from Pod! It sounds as if he is very well indeed

Thank you Minimonkey - if he cant be with us I am really pleased he has found such a wonderful love and is so happy.

* sends large supply of Schweppes lemon drinks *


In his email person formally known as Pod sends his warmest regards to everyone here. He did however say that he would not be back on hootoo - he had a wonderful time here and cherished the companionship he found. He is amazed that this thread is still going. However life has changed for him and he finds reminders of his past life (which apart from here was not so great) painful so as he stepped into his future the character of Pod remained behind.

As I think most of you know he followed his heart and moved away from the UK - the best news of all is that


wait for it


Pod is getting married! Now I know why it was important that we liberated the fountains in Baiseldon!

* passes round the last of the *

Now I guess we had better get back there and make sure that there is lots and lots of it available for the celebrations


* misses Pod but is thrilled he is so happy *


Do you think we will see the Hippo Jazz Band when we get the bus again?

What lovely news

But that doesn't mean we have to damp down the fire and lock the doors does it?

I'm rather comfy here with the papers, I've just got to the property section and an article on second homes. Not that I can afford one, but I do like to dream.

Well I'm still not ruling out the return of POD!!!

*Eats a cheesy biscuit*

I remember the days in the Lighthouse Bar with Pod. The whole Zarniway Piano Doctor Who wierd zombie thing that happened. And the wierdness compition. I miss him a lot.

POD still has no password, but...he has lots of great super cakes here. They are everywhere.
There is a picture of us both here

http://www.mirrorproject.com/search/results/?id=10646&term=Holding+the+reflection&x=11&y=5

It is not very clear, but it is very artistic. The site itself is very interesting.
Will keep you updated and POD will think of a solution for his tragic situation-forgetting the password.
Drink some English lemonade for me, from time to time, I liked it very much while I was in England.
POD said thanks for all the kind words.
Pa!

Well, I emailed the address I found on the site you gave us, and told him how to get a password for here again, though from what Light said he said, this exact account might not be opened again? Did I understand correctly?

Anyway, and s for you both!

Pod.
There he is ->

Hello to everyone. I decided to come back - but as a we, a podamonkey, a duet of sorts, born of the union between a pod and a minimonkey.

What happened, really, is I sold everything I owned and went to Romania. Big change. No more cheese and pickle sandwiches but lots of They have twenty four hour here, and they eat donuts with marmalade, as I may have mentioned.

Myself and minimonkey spend our time collecting fluff. This is the solution for all of the cares and worries in the world. I am thinking of writing to Rolf Harris about it, see if he can help with the publicity. He's been collecting fluff for years. Keeps it in a big jar which he calls his "fluffajar". He's painted a face on this jar in Tippex correcting fluid. The man is a genius.

minimonkey has done a great job of telling me how things have been going here at the fanclub, and I have been amazed that it is still going. She read out all your good wishes and thoughts tonight and I just felt too bad about not coming back. It seemed a tiny bit cowardly of me... ... so, myself and minimonkey decided to join forces and become podamonkey.

Thanks too, to 001...
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for inventing a new kind of anti-tank pillow made from crumbs and thereby contributing to world peace. Who's have thought it eh?

We will drop back soon. In the meantime have a sack of mufflewhumps.

Podamonkey Great to see you here

* adds some fluff to the jar *

Looks like you were right OUZ

Seems like a good time to stumble on this

Nice to see you around Podamonkey

Yyyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy-he's back-yyyyyyyaaaaaaayyyyyyy



*ahem*

Nice to see you again

Nice to see you back Pod vp

I am, to coin a Portuiguise predatory snufflifish, agast bewildered (as per useual), and very pleased, to find that you have found what you are looking for, long may it last pod, and indeed Podamonkey have fun, don't panic, and be weird

Sorry yes, will be good to see you around again Podamonkey...

Most certainly will, almost, infact as certainly as tomorrow will be slightly less an intersting day than something less interesting thatn tomorrow can't help but think I need to put a bit of work into my analagies, being a trainee teacher and all at the mo ... like a pothole in a fire of table legs goodnight all see you two soon brings back many a memory keep it frosty and smile

Thanks for all the words of welcome
It is good to be back.

Thanks for the advice 2Legs,

Having fun is great. We do that a lot.

We do panic, but only between eight and eight thirty every morning, on a strict rota basis...

One thing the world needs more of, and that's rotas. Without a good, solid well formed rota, a gentleman is lost, in my view, quite lost, and in danger of falling into the clutches of perpetual anarchy. That's what our pet moose "gibberish" think's anyhow.

We also have a pet crow called "Robert De Niro" (no relation), who has a history of emotional problems, of only the type that crows could know.

Oh yes, and as for being weird... well, don't get me started on that one.. without a good solid well formed rota.. Hmmm...

minimonkey says hello from the corner of the blue room where she is happily eating a huge bowl of aubergine salad, regretting the tragedy of fate which prevents her from finding the perfect moment in which to stop eating it and hoping that her digestive system won't let her down.

"Digestive system" know that's a fine phrase. It conjours up a team of synchronised biscuits making a large skyscraper using pullies and ropes.

On-line access here in Romania is sadly relatively pricey. We pay per minute and pay quite a bit too.. but, as it happens, it is quite cheap between 20:00 and 22:00 CET. So we can only post for short intervals. Short but fun intervals.

*Gives Podamonkey a bearhug*

Its been so long, great too have you back my friend.

Romania, that sounds fasinating. I'm a seasoned traveller and have visited there about 6 times. I lived there for a couple of months while I saved enough money to move on. It was a bold move to move there full time.

Welcome back

yyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy welcome back and congrats and per min


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WooHooo! Welcome home, Pod and minimonkey too

I am pleased to hear that 001 continues to be resourceful, his little shaped cushion is still sitting in Miss Moneypenny's office.

*stokes up the fire and looks forward to a few yarns on life in Roumania*

I'm jsut so now, which is good as I wasn't earlier, its quite tricky try to start a revolution against a university I revolted on the steps today, but I fear no one noticed, as I'm quite revolting at the worse of times, and the best of times, I'm sure are yet to come