h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Backround of the temple~

It is a shining black pyramid that is 1.6 kilometers tall, wide, and deep. The cap stone glows deep blue and bathes the area in an erie light. The Temple is only excessable through the North Portal, or the ring transporter at the South Portal. The land around the Temple is fallow, from battles beyond scope and numbering.

The Temple was constructed as a joint effort between the Chiss, the Istari, the Techno-Mages, the Shadows, the Vorlons, and the Anctients. The exterior is pretected by numerous spells of warding, organic technology, and superior material science. The interior is likewise protected.

~The Main Hall~

this Hall runs North to South. It is 20 high, with a vaulted cieling supported by Corinthian pillars that have all the other gods carved out of them. The hall is 50 meters wide. At the center of the Hall a blue light pours down on the Alter of Shadows, on which His Divine Shadow sits, basking in the brilliance of the Divine Pinicle (the blue capstone) which pours its energy into whom-ever sits on the alter. The spells in the walls return upon the initiator twenty times the damage that is inflicted upon them, and then they regenerate to their previous state.

~The Challange~

Who dares meet me in my domain?

*stands, looks at it*

*a voice that is as much felt as heard booms out of the temple*

Who dares approach my door?

*throws an axe at the door*

Honey, I'm home! *sweet little fake woman accent*

*The Techno-mage return damage enchantments send 10 axes flying back at the sweet talking Wonko*

*ducks n dodges n catches one and stares at the door, obviously trying some psycho/tele/something*

*The door slides into the ceiling and the voice booms out*

Enter

*walks in and looks around*

Nice place you've got here...
*carves himself into a pillar*

as in *carves a wonko shaped impression into a pillar*?

I callenge the fist to see this to a battle

aww man I meant first not fist wish I could use my staff instead of this dissrespecful keyboard