h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok time to make the salad *uses kipper to whack away aproaching cheeses*

I am now 100 percent sure that battle is a posh word for buffet Ive ggot hte salad ready

Fab!

So we have cheese, salad, bread.....

Whats missing?

AH HA

*runs into the woods to stab some baby sausages with pointy sticks*

good idea

Time to eat are battle

two days with no reply i might win this buffet <eats salad*

*strolls in with some scoth eggs and a basket of muffins*

God you wouldn't believe the hastle these little fellas gave me!

oh so thatts waht youve been doing all this time *goes of to fight a stainless steel cutlery set

Im back those cheese knives were really pesky

hello where are you

i got some knives and still no reaply its been 3 days now

Ive won the battle WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no wait still one day to go

Now ive won

erm why hasnt my victory been noted

You have to bring it to the attention of Apollo. Then, when he gets a chance, he will update the page. Unfortunately, Apollo has to be reminded of his duties these days, since he's letting his off-line life make him forget us.

You'll get credit once you get his attention. ^_^

ok *goes fo to get attention