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Post Team Posted Oct 10, 2001
Yes!!! 
I just hope that his wooden leg doesn't squash the poor creatures.
Oh... and better not mention 'vet' to them either! Quark is off for castration the week after the Meet and I think he already knows what will happen! (Watches all the men in the forum cross their legs!) 
shazz 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 11, 2001
Don't worry, Shazz, I'm not allergic to anything...
...except castration 
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Post Team Posted Oct 11, 2001
I can imagine!
Not a very good image for a to convey eh Pierce? 
Besides... it gave me a chance to use the word legitimately on a forum! 
Do you know what day you will arrive btw? I better start stocking up on provisions for the galley! 
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 13, 2001
Right. Having to live with a wooden leg is one thing, but...
'nuff said?
Looks like a well-balanced diet you have there 
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Post Team Posted Oct 13, 2001
Not really...
well balanced would look more like this: 
and a 
to finish up with! 
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 14, 2001
Ooooooooh - now I'm *really* looking forward to my stay
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Post Team Posted Oct 14, 2001
We will introduce you to the delights of the Uitsmijter then 
Most of the Chinese food here is Indonesian/Chinese so there is lots of satey and noodles with strange names!
I can even get a supply of Nukie Brown, Murphies (on tap at Het Kasteel... very civilised except that not many of them know how to pull it properly!) and Speckled Hen, so you can indulge in some English style beer as well as the standard Heineken of course
Just one thing... you know that this is Holland so you must know that other substances than beer are consumed at Het Kasteel... I hope that this won't cause you any problems. 
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 14, 2001
I told you before: I'm not allergic to anything
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 20, 2001
Apparently Quark goes to the V.E.T. on Wednesday! We could have a pretty confused cat at home by the time you arrive!
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 21, 2001
Confused? Hmmm. Well, as long as *he* doesn't think *he* is a rottweiler or a yeti or something like that I guess we'll be okay...
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 21, 2001
I expect *he* will think *himself* a great big, clumsy pussycat as he always has!
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 28, 2019
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