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Gwennie Posted Sep 10, 2001
*Kicks Pierce on his not wooden shin* 
So somewhere along the line, a woolly mammoth stole my second brain cell? 
*Wonders where this woolly mammoth could be and whether she could find someone brave enough to capture it*
OR...Wowbagger 
are you insinuating that I'm ancient enough to have been around when there were cavemen/woolly mammoths? 
Think very carefully before you answer the question Wowbagger as your life may depend upon it! 
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 10, 2001
If you still had two brain cells you'd know which one I meant.... 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 10, 2001
If that mammoth stepped on Gwennies brain it must have had very very very tiny feet, Wb!
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Gwennie Posted Sep 10, 2001
*Sulks profusely and wishes that her brain cell would come up with a suitably witty repost, but in the meantime resorts to personal insults*
Well at least having such a small and malfunctioning brain cell means that I don't mind associating with such feeble-minded companions! 
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Sep 11, 2001
Gwennie I thnk you mis understand, you hang around with us because you like are witty resonses and converational charms, I think you wish you could be more like us ... Ahh...
That Hurt!
-- DoctorMO --
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 13, 2001
Nah, even I wouldn't want to be like us...
But then again: Gwennie might...
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Sep 14, 2001
don't you think it's about time... you know... er OK
-- DoctorMO --
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Gwennie Posted Sep 14, 2001
Ewwww! 
Why would I want to be like you lot?????? 
Well I've heard that all men secretly wish they could be their mothers and enjoy wearing women's clothing...
*Crosses her fingers and toes and tries to look nonchalant*
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Gwennie Posted Sep 14, 2001
I'd be careful Wowbagger, if I were you (not that I'd want to be of course!), as I've heard rumours that Linus has a "thing" for 
s!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 15, 2001
This is absurd, Gwennie! If I wore my mothers clothes I would look like Maggie Thatcher - and even Maggie Thatcher doesn't want to look like that!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 16, 2001
Wb, I think you just deprived me of several nights of sleep 
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Gwennie Posted Sep 17, 2001
*Wonders how much dosh she can extort from Pierce to prevent her from sending his picture to Maggie's hubby, Dennis* 
Sleepless nights Wowbagger? LOL I thought that you'd be used to that sort of thing at the moment!
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 17, 2001
No sleepless nights - he's slept all night (6pm to 6am) for the last 3 months. And yes I KNOW how lucky we are LOL
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Gwennie Posted Sep 17, 2001
Mair was the same until she got to about 3 months old and then it was almost impossible to get her to sleep at night. Still, once she did drop off, she slept right through until I had to wake her to get her ready for the trip to the child minder.
Chris, on the other hand was exactly the opposite and used to wake me up at all hours - especially after we moved to NZ when he was six week's old!
So, are there any plans for a second baby Wowbagger in the offing?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 17, 2001
In the meantime I am sure both Gwennie and I will cherish every quiet night until the day that *our* children will leave *their* children to "sleep" at their grandparents
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Gwennie Posted Sep 17, 2001
Awww.....Don't go getting this post-menopausal, hormonally challenged old biddy all broody again Pierce!
Mair says that she's having her ovaries removed and will donate her eggs to science because she never wants children... 
(I had a similar attitude until Mair arrived and had even asked my GP if I could be sterilised on the NHS but fortunately he refused!)
The 
s would spend years trying to unravel what Mair gave them and would never succeed!!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 17, 2001
Oops!
(Hey, ms G, It's way too early to worry about what Mair may want to do or not do when she comes to age, right? 
)
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- 201: Gwennie (Sep 10, 2001)
- 202: Wowbagger (Sep 10, 2001)
- 203: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 10, 2001)
- 204: Gwennie (Sep 10, 2001)
- 205: Wowbagger (Sep 11, 2001)
- 206: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Sep 11, 2001)
- 207: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 13, 2001)
- 208: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Sep 14, 2001)
- 209: Gwennie (Sep 14, 2001)
- 210: Wowbagger (Sep 14, 2001)
- 211: Gwennie (Sep 14, 2001)
- 212: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 15, 2001)
- 213: Wowbagger (Sep 15, 2001)
- 214: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 16, 2001)
- 215: Gwennie (Sep 17, 2001)
- 216: Wowbagger (Sep 17, 2001)
- 217: Gwennie (Sep 17, 2001)
- 218: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 17, 2001)
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