h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and my web page? I think this would be a particular pleastary that you would enjoy, style and desine for free

-- DoctorMO --

I'll check it out later thanks, as I have my sproglets home on their school holidays right now and I'm posting in between keeping them fed and watered!

trof and nose bag time or do they sit at a table?
(like they should, I atualy make my own food have done scince I was 8)

-- DoctorMO --

Oh it's most definitely the nose bag! LOL

My parents are both very strict about table manners and set meal times and my two wee beasties never fail to drop me in the poop.

For instance during a visit to my parents' home, my father told my daughter off for sitting cross-legged on her dining chair during dinner by saying, "Is that the way you eat your food at home?" and my darling baby girl replied, "I sit on the floor to eat my dinner at home!". My father was not amused and subsequently gave me a lecture about teaching my children table manners!

Kids hey?

lecturs are for the wise to tell and ingnorant to listen, NOT: for the old to batter the young, i never got my head round that. why??

kids, need a soc pupet to play with, (just me personal view)

-- DoctorMO --

I visited and left a calling card, Doc!

Hah! Trust you to get there first Mari!

MY mother will be visiting me for three days soon!

She can go on and on about my children's (lack of) manners, dog poop on the sidewalks and the situation in Macedonia etc etc etc - for hours!!!

- and my daughter just called to say she has arrived at my house, is hungry - and brought the wrong key, so she can't lock herself in

... and my son STILL won't make us a cup of coffee in the morning!

(hahaha! Wowbagger!!!)

Mine moved out of state and don't phone, don't write, don't email me enough. Maybe it was something I said???

Tell your Mom hi from me, Pierce! Hi Mom!! What are you going to cook while she is visiting?

Why is that then, Wb? Is he a teatotal?

Good question, mari-rae. I just ran out of snake-liver

All my creations go off into the world to better as a whole the comunity we know. and love. many types have evolved from my creative side, to the lovly adorable pictures, programs and computers you see around you, ---'''

-- DoctorMO --

My son has only drunk the alcohol he has shared with his mother atm . My brother has been nominated the one to introduce the boy to bad habits - a post he accepts with glee. As a parent I owuld never endorse such things so all my brother has to do is let me know in advance and I shall conveniently look the other way.

Sounds like a sound plan, Wb. I *could* do the same you know. But then - you don't know my brother

nice... get your brother to do it then you can't get in troble. maby your brother will be given some leaway when it comes to the prison sentance?

-- DoctorMO --

That sounds like a cunning plan Wowbagger!

My brothers are of the lesser spotted homus domesticus species and to quote our dearly departed DNA, are so un-hip, it's a wonder their bottoms don't fall off! Mind you, they are both older than me (and think that I'm the black sheep of the family), plus they'll be claiming their respective pensions soon!

My daughter always thinks of her cousins as "Rod & Todd" stereotypes (Ned Flanders' kids from the Simpsons) !

And , should you feel it necessary to pass comment that it's impossible for anyone to be older than me, I shall introduce a woodworm to your wooden leg!

Wooden leg - meet woodworm!

('nuff said, Gwennie? )

*Wishes that there was a smiley*

*puts an full electormagnetic and static field around his and pirets person*

are that should do it, I didn't think anyne could be older that you Gwennie, although it's hard to see if you were ever difrent

-- DoctorMO --

Thanks, - though I'm not sure it's enough to keep Gwennie from kicking us. She may be old - but she's also very experienced