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shagbark Started conversation Jan 16, 2011
something to lighten the mood.
Q: how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: two- one male,one female- the trick is getting them into the light bulb alive and sealing it so they don't escape before mating 
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Jan 16, 2011
Here's one I received earlier!
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be..
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and *pfft* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *pfft* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.
St Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No sister. The paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' and it was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you 
, you're going straight to 
!
If it offends, I'm 2legs.
If not, I'm
MMF
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Jan 16, 2011
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter.
"ladies before you enter you must clense the parts of your body that have touched a mans penis, from this font"
the first nun starts to wash her hand
the one at the back starts to push forward saying
"if i have to garggle that i'm doing it before you dunk your arse in it!"!!!
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Jan 16, 2011
And I thought I was
MMF
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 16, 2011
Ummm... Has anyone noticed this is in one of the QI Society's thread?
Do I get extra points for being observant? 
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Jan 16, 2011
So it is!!!
Gerrout!!!
Hie thee away to the 'Tell us a joke' Thread!!!
GT
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Jan 16, 2011
Oops!
Guess that is where Nun got the 
then?
MMF
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- 1: shagbark (Jan 16, 2011)
- 2: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Jan 16, 2011)
- 3: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2011)
- 4: Taff Agent of kaos (Jan 16, 2011)
- 5: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Jan 16, 2011)
- 6: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2011)
- 7: Taff Agent of kaos (Jan 16, 2011)
- 8: gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA (Jan 16, 2011)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2011)
- 10: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Jan 16, 2011)
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