h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am happy to say that the medication those nice men in white coats gave me is kicking in, and i can finally write something with an ounce (okay, maybe only a gram) of sense.

So, to begin with, how many people out there are part of the epic battle between superheroes and supervillans? Somebody point me in the direction of EeeeVIL, because i feel a serious need to blow up some mailboxes.

How many people out there LOVE blizzard software? Tell me! Aren't they great? I KNOW! It's fantastic!

Hello Red Fox!!
*grin* OK, there are two places I know of where you can be a baddie fighting goodies; http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A433162 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A316658
By the way - H2G2 Fiction: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A294833

And now the boring businessy-bit; I'm an ACE (Assistant Community Editor), and basically what I do is say hello and generally be nice to new people like yourself. You can say hello to the other ACEs at the homepage http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces
If you have any questions ask away! I can do my best to answer them.
Would you like some food?
*offers and *

*starts eating a herself*

¦M¦

Thanx, Ming! I'm glad to have the help a "proffesional", and I look foward to being able to talk with you later on.

Evil here...

Ming advertised me!! * Ming*

*ahem*

You will not survive against the combined power if the Evil Genii...

nuff said

[HP}=~~

A professional? *looks round* Where??
Woohoo!! You look forward to talking with me?! I agree, you are insane.

HP.
Well, come on, I do know it.

¦M¦

You think thats insane...


Whatever. Look around at some of my other postings. I like making obscure references to pysch wards (note the name)

your references really aren't as obscure as you minght think... Red Fox..

Clipboard! YOu here?

(AIms SMack-in-the-face at him)

Yeah, yeah...

don't toy with me, Red Fox...

[draws reality ray]

Hey!

(starts Abrupt Subject Change)

Hang around here, k?

Oh yeah, and shut up about the Psych ward. (THose nice men in white jackets don't want me to say anything)

aww, come on! we were just about to have an h2g2 duel!

Subject change initiated

Normally that'd be fine, but I can only roll around while I'm stuck in this Sphere.

Besides, I don't have guns.

take THIS!

[sets reality ray to "alternate" and fires]

[Red Fox is turned into an actual fox, and also a stck of bathroom tissue rolls...]


HAHAHAHAHAH!

You still around?

Whatever. I have to run, okay?

Gimme a phone call.

You're only trapped in the sphere in the stumped forum... I think you're allowed to move freely in forums during the duration...

[the actual fox that was Red Fox bites Clipboard]

AAAAAAA
Getaway! back stay ouch stop aaaaararrrggg

[the fox chases clipboard around the room, knocking down the stack of bathroom tissue. for some reason, knocking down the bathroom tissue causes the fox to suddenly become a giant six foot tall fox.]

[clipboard runs faster]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

(Fox bites Cipboard in the @$$

"(Fox bites Cipboard in the @$$"[fox is several times clipboards size..Clipboard is caught betweetn foxes jaws]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LEGGO OF ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[draws reality ray in desperate move]

THinks:

Make me a person!