A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

cabin 800 spare towel room

Post 1

blot

*busy unpacking all the spare towels *

*hang sign outside door, wwhich says: LOST YOUR TOWEL? NEVER FEAR BLOT IS HERE. FORGET YOUR CARES AND PICK UP A SPARE.*


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Post 2

Kes

*Sticks head around door*
Hi there blot! Welcome aboard. Do take a look around - maybe try the Lighthouse Bar when you'be got unpacked. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

Hello

smiley - biggrin

Where did you find all those spare towels?


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Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*enters, looks around for some spare towels, is quite spoilt for choice really*


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Post 5

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

jumping jehosifers, where did this cabin come from all of a sudden smiley - huh

and how come i never knew of its existence to this very moment smiley - huh

the size and mysteries of this ship never seizes to amaze me smiley - bigeyes

anyway, welcome blot smiley - ok

smiley - pirate


cabin 800 spare towel room

Post 6

shagbark

I'll take a half dozen of those light blue smiley - towels


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Post 7

shagbark

we seem to have a time warp here. The original posting is AD 2002


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Post 8

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

amazing, init?

smiley - pirate


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Post 9

F F Churchton

It's stood the test of time!!!

*flick's Pierce with a moist towel*


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Post 10

shagbark

what another lady Admiral? I say make her walk the plank.


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Post 11

shagbark

shagbark bnrings plank and lays it on the floor of the towel room.
OK Admiral Wrap that towel around your head and let me see you stay on this plank.


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Post 12

F F Churchton

What about all that alcohol I've ingested? I'd imagine that would affect my stability and scuper your theories!!!


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Post 13

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

was it torpedo-fuel you drank then, Ms admiral?

smiley - pirate


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Post 14

F F Churchton

Well it tasted like torpedo-fuel!!!


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Post 15

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i warned you not to touch cheap british gin, didn't i? smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 16

F F Churchton

(cheap British gin, not likely, it's £50/€75 a bottle)

No, warned be about the Irish Vodka and the Russian Whiskey but not the British gin!!!


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Post 17

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

irish vodka? who in his right mind would consume that? smiley - yikes

smiley - pirate


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Post 18

F F Churchton

Someone who was very drunk but had single vision and overcompersated!!!


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Post 19

shagbark

shagbark once again sets plank in front of admiral.
Let's test your skills. Can you walk thissmiley - huh


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Post 20

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

and can you do it like an egyptian if i whistle the tune?

smiley - whistlesmiley - musicalnote walk like an egyptian smiley - musicalnote

smiley - pirate


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