h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2 lone figures are seen slowy investigating every nook and crany
Every shephards crook and granny
Every hole and cupboard
Every pair of wranger jeans and cords

But still Dax and the ever faithfull hound snowy have had no luck
not one clue, not one shred of evidence as to where the incredible shrinking space ship may be

*opens door of Sewing Room on her way out for , to find Dax standing in the gangway with Snowy. Both are looking *

Anything wrong? Can I help at all?

We're looking for the incredible shrinking

*goes to the porthole gets out her telescope and spies a distant beach*

Right snowy lets go

*eyes caerwynn up and down, she is a person with a lot of pockets who could be hiding the incredible shrinking in one of them*

*dax puts on her best interrigation look*

You wouldn't know anything about the where abouts of the incredible shrinking would you?

Ummmmm, no, but I do have lots pockets. It is easy quite easy to lose something in them with out knowing.

But on the other hand, I don't remember putting the in any of them.

Perhaps I had better check.

*starts going through each pocket*

*after 15 minutes of waiting, Dax and Snowy wander off*

*calls out after her*

I'll tell you if I find it Dax.........

*carries on searching....*

ummm snowbags where could that be

*snowy wags her tail*

This is gonna be a tricky one you know maybe we should stock up with 's and

er...

I'll see if i can perhaps find it

There may be some clue to its whereabouts

stuck in one of the backlog pumps.

alec.

shagbark sticks his head in the door.
Did someone mention ufo's. I seem to remember seing a couple
at the crowsnest about a month ago . You might try
F70774?thread=130413&skip=798.
I won't guarantee that is the ship you are looking for but
I think it went to Bermuda.

*still searching through pockets*

Oooh I wondered where that P90 went.

*puts the gun back with a postit note stuck to the pocket as a reminder*


*rummages in another*

Spangly gorgeous..s!

pesos ninety?

i don't know where a shrinking spaceship could be. what do you want with it?

Hmmm... maybe it's been swallowed by a dust bunny?

*sweeps a bit*

*stomps a rather cute little bit of fluff back to it's base particles before realising it doesn't contain the UFO... hmmm... that was kinda fun... *smashes a few more* *laughs maniacally*

dax have you checked your pockets

mmmmmmfffffff

*sniffs the air*

chloroform eh...

*tries to remember what Cal did to him*

i seem to be inside a CD player or something
...suppose it will all start to semble some sort of sense soon...

alec.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F89316?thread=184806