h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks around has nothing to unpack as her brother transported her here from the shower naked. She only has the clothes she is wearing which she borrowed from tuc, a silver spandex jumper and a pair of lime green cycling shorts*

Hello Dax, I am Caerwynn, the ship's Seamstress. Your brother asked me to call by with some clothes for you.

As I have no idea of your tastes I have brought a selection.

*turns round and pulls in a clothes rack from the corridor*

There is a selection here from swimwear, lingerie etc to dresses, trousers, leathers to evening wear.

So pick out whatever you fancy and don't worry about the fit. If it doesn't self alter then bring it along to the Sewing Room.

I'll leave the rack for you to look through at your leisure.

In the meantime, welcome to the ship

Oh thankyou caerwynn

*picks out several items to her taste. Takes of the silver spandex jumper and lime green cycling shorts and put on a leather cat suit*

*Strolls by, humming new words to an old Bob Dylan-song: "One more cat in leather for the road" *

Hi there, welcome! Make yourself at home!

Hi, Dax!
I am the gardener of this ship. Everything that has anything to do with the plants is under my control.

* knocks and enters with a tray of breakfast for Dax *

*strolls by trying not to look like looking for tuc*

*has several atempts at trying to get into the hamock. Gets fed up after having gained numerous bruses and changes it in to a futon

*knocks and enters*
Dax, do you need help?

*looks at the futon decides it's not suitable and changes it into a kingside double bed, but as the cabin is quite small she ends up squashing herself and floh up against the cabin wall*

OOmmph

Déjà-vu...

*manges to get her little finger free and makes the room bigger*

You o.k floh?

Absolutely.

Great

UMMM maybe I can fit a dinning table in here too and a basket for snowy

Do you need help?

*not quite sure how to take that, humans usually ask you if you need help when they think you've gone mad*

*backs slowy away from floh grinning manicly*

Everythings fine really

Well then...

:: knocks and enters ::

I hear you have a problem with the size of your cabin?

:: snaps fingers and as by the cabin is now exactly the size Dax wants

why thankyou captain