A Conversation for Liberation from Sequiturs

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Post 1

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

I don't have time to Stop Plate-Tectonics.


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Post 2

soeasilyamused, or sea

why is it that the men you like always like your best friend?


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Post 3

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

I ran out of pink flamingoes again.


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Post 4

androyd

I once saw a pink flamingo on a desolate stretch of the East Coast of England, seagulls, wading birds, grey skies, greyer seas and a gloriously misplaced large pink tropical bird.


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Post 5

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

I wish I had a hole in my pocket so I could stick it on a wall and crawl through to Elsewhere.


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Post 6

androyd

Ah that takes me back to the foothills of the headlands!


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Post 7

soeasilyamused, or sea

i like the taste of toejam...


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Post 8

soeasilyamused, or sea

(forgot the smiley - winkeye )


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Post 9

Martin Harper

'fun' should be more fun.


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Post 10

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

No one told me *not* to set the teacher on fire!


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Post 11

Martin Harper

Rumour has it that h2g2 are planing to update the house rules. As well as using UK spellings, all instances of "my two cents" will be replaced by "my two pence" by the moderators. This will have the side effect of slightly increasing the perceived value of such comments, but "my 1.5p" was judged to unweildy to use. Also on the drawing board are plans to replace all usages of the term "citizen" by "subject", and all usages of the term "Democracy" by "Monarchy". Stocks in Mark Moxon's beard rose 15p when the news leaked.

smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

soeasilyamused, or sea

hmm, i seem to have misplaced my head. *searches*


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Post 13

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

Can anyone spare any sorts? I'm out of them.


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Post 14

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

'Herbal Tea' is a contradiction in terms.


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Post 15

Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit

Jiffy just might be the greatest peanut butter ever.


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Post 16

soeasilyamused, or sea

yum, salt lick. smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

androyd

Two wrongs don't make a playwright..... or was it: two wrongs don't make a play,right?


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Post 18

soeasilyamused, or sea

am i supposed to have six toes?


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Post 19

Arpeggio - Keeper, Muse, Against Sequiturs, à propos of nothing in particular

Mollusks? They're part of the Phlegm family, right? You're so weird, you probably think this song is about you.


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Post 20

Martin Harper

Watched someone's curiosity fighting their weirdness-aversion yesterday night. Always cracks me up.


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