h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is not any possible rule against it, and I think this thread, and the entry it comes from, are funny. Not the last half of the last page. That isn't funny. Nothing that hurts people is funny. Less so if it is intentional.

Read the entry to get the rules. There are some. I think.

~Silent Lucidity~

This *was* a great idea, and a fun forum, but I think it's been poisoned in the minds of those who used to partake. I think ressurecting it is a fine idea.

S**t! That was a sequiter!!

I don't hold with Chinese food. Food isn't supposed to contradict itself. Sweet and Sour? And it's slimy and crunchy at the same time. I disapprove.

~SL~

Perhaps a llama smiley for those who wish to represent spitting.

Basically, though, I would not phrase it quite like

I quit.

I like music that makes me feel like I'm near the ocean. 19 is the only modulus in which 28 and 9 are congruent. Pineapple is yummy.

The US word 'bum', meaning 'tramp', 'street-person', 'beggar', or 'to mooch' comes from the German or Yiddish 'bummerle' (spelling?) and is not related at all to the UK word 'bum', meaning 'bottom', 'buttocks', etc. So far I know... but this is all from memory, and ad lib.

Nail polish really smells bad. BAD... Oh.

I think I saw the movie 'Tommy' over thirty times in the 1970s, before there was such a thing as home-video.

Lizzard Buzzard! Lizzard Buzzard!! Lizzard Buzzard!!!

I find myself engaging others in dialogues on ethics and morality on this site, lately. Imagine my delight when I came across a book by one of my favorite libertarian-humorists, PJ O'Rourke. Now, I'll be able to interject a few of his smartassed comments on the subject, whenever I run out of smartassed comments of my own. Stay tuned.

The big problem with the idea that the priest, parson, vicar, whatever is a 'shepherd', and the congregation are his (CoE doesn't ordain women yet to my knowledge) 'flock', is that the silly are so dim, they don't realise how insulting that is.

The Lord is my herd? Last I heard, had little hooves that are ill-suited for palm-pilot use.

Moral: If you can use a touch-tone phone, the Lord is not your herd, neither is your priest, and you are not a .

The have been increasingly irritated by being compared to bipedal ape-descended carnivores, who wouldn't appreciate a really yummy queen-anne's-lace flower, stem, or leaves, but are notoriously credulous... superstitious even, about who makes the stuff grow.

On behaaalf of the Lobby for Freedom from Credulous Carnivores,

~Silent Lucidity~

It has been claimed that Hamlet is the longest play in the English language. I am not remotely qualified to judge the truth of that claim.

10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 liver. Someone is telling us something!

No, I'm afraid you are mistaken, Penelope. It is a sequiturybird.

But then a giant mutant horseradish leapt out of the shadows, and bellowed loudly and smellily at all five of them!

I just tripped over a shadow.




(a misunderstood and much maligned shadow )

CZ

But not over the weekend, and definitely not without ample supplies of custard.

The weekend is almost over.

On the Internet, nobody can hear you scream.

Just to keep the CD club confused about how to categorize me (and because I wanted them), I orders CDs by 1) The Pretenders 2) Aretha Franklin 3) P!nk and 4) Rage Against The Machine.

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