h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Way hey, I finally found you!!! You know you are the last Hotblack to come up on the search. You know that makes me dedicated! Very nice intro, very nice guitar related article!
Oh, and good luck on results day, coz I'll probably not see you until the beginning on term now, as I go to Menai on Saturday.
Heres hoping I'm in your form!
loadsa love Liz xxx
ie. Elbow Yangle Mk 2

P.S.: You will make it, so I wouldn't call it an unreachable goal!
Dammit I'm nice!

Howdy do, Liz?

I know how you can find you're old password, if it's any help...

Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/mybbc, click the 'forgot password?' link, and the rest, hopefully, will explain itself. You'll need your original sign in name, though.

I got this message pretty late, I'm afraid, but thanks for the luck. I did pretty well... how did you do?

Ah, Menai. We all love it don't we?

BTW, if you want to leave a posting on the "Curiosity Killed the Cat" conversation, I'll introduce you to Ming Mang (Emma), Prof. C. Tonks (Chris), and put you in touch with JCDenton (our Robin).

Good hearing from you,
Thom

Ah-ha.

Sure thing boss. And hi also Robin, and many thaks for the a-ha!
A pox on thee (but only a very small one!)

*bounces in, then stops bouncing and says 'Hello' instead*
Hello!

¦M¦

Sneaks in unnoticed, but then announces herself in full view. tee hee.
And who might you be then?
A bouncy person?
hmmm...those are always good!

Oh hello!
Who might I be?
Well, I might be Ming. I might be Mang. I might be Ming Mang. I might be one, both, either, all, or none.
I might also be non-existant.
And I'm only bouncy occasionally.

¦M¦

Apparently your a Thom peep, and thats good enough for me, he usually has good taste.
Being bouncy, if only occasionally, is better then not being bouncy at all!
And usually non-existant ppl have a damn site more to talk about then all those boring existance peeps.

Well, we appear to have rather a lot in common...
Hmm... probably, bouncing is fun.
Ah. Does that mean that I have to think of something to talk about?

So who might you be?

¦M¦

Where are my manners?

Elbow, this is Emma (never did get your surname, did I?), who does not usually communicate so cryptically ("I might be Mang, I might be Ming" etc.). Ming, this is Liz Yelland, school friend, capable of playing more musical instruments than I can count. I'm Thom, and the Ah-Ha guy is Robin. But you knew that.

Isn't this sociable, what with the bouncing and everything?

Hotblack

(Nope, you never did get my surname. )

Oh, I know someone who can play loads of instruments. She used to be on h2g2 as well, but her computer has died so much she can't really use it, and I don't think she really likes it that much here anyway...

*bounce bounce*

¦M¦

Ahhhhh Thom! Ain't you sweet!
Hiya Emma, for that is infact your real name!
(And I only play three instruments, well, 4 if u include the 2 types of Saxophones-Thom seems to rave about me a great deal more then I deserve! I'd say it was him who was the musical genious in this outfit! U should so hear some of his compositions! wow! damn him!)
Anyway, see you ppl!
Liz xx

P.S. Is the fact that we are both, in fact, not real at all that we have in common?

Yes, Emma is indeed my real name!

LOL, sounds like my friend, she says she only plays about four instruments, and two of those are sax's as well!
Well, let's go round calling him a musical genius all the time then!
If it makes you feel better, I can't compose at all.

Probably...

¦M¦

Maybe your friend and I are actually one in the same person!
That is actually quite scary.

Hmmmmmm...well, anyway.

P.S. I'd keep that quiet if I were you.
He might get cocky.

Argh! It is scary!!
I'll ask her if she's really called Liz, but not telling me...

OK then, I won't. I'll go round not calling him a musical genius...

¦M¦

Hi everyone. I don't know what you were talking about, seeing as you whispered it so quietly. But whatever you were saying that you were going to call me, or not, as I don't know what you were talking about; but if you were and it was what I think it was I'd just prefer it if you called me Thom. Or Hotblack. Thom's fine, though. Of course, you call me that anyway, but if you were talking about calling me something else, which I don't know if you were doing or not, then please don't bother.

Oh, one more thing: Am I really a cocky prat, or are you just kidding?

Well, Thom or Hotblack, or Hotblack or Thom it is...

I hate maths homew*rk...

¦M¦

Why are you arguing about what to call Thom? His REAL name is Mr. I Get All The Attention On My Personal Space (BA OBE MoD FBI CIA SAS SBS FEMA NATO BILL).

So. That's a rap then.

No, actually this is a rap:

"Yo yo yo wassup yo (swear swear swear) yo"

Good isn't it. I'm a great rapper. Actually i hate hip-hop. But i just wantd to say that.

Damn, all the cake's gone.